Finn!
[high-pitched] AAHHH!!!
Whatcha doin'?
Oh, uh— hi, Princess! I'm, uh, writing something for Jake.
Oh, well, speaking of Jake, did he explain everything to you?
Yeah.
And you understand?
[turns away] Yeah, I understand.
Finn, sometimes you want someone and you [puts hand on Finn's left knee] want to kiss them, and be with them. But you can't, because responsibility demands sacrifice.
[incredulous] What are you trying to say?!
I'm trying to say that you're a hero, Finn. You're my hero. So, I'm glad you understand why you can't be with Flame Princess. [Finn stands up, enraged]
Bubblegum, I can't do this anymore!!
What?
Now you like me?!
Finn, what are you talking about?
What am I talking about?! [grunts] PB, I was... geh...eh... I was in love with you! Okay?! And you didn't love me back! Now I'm ready to move on, and it's like... [grunts] you're gonna build me up all over again! Well, I'm done! I'm done.
Finn? Jake, where's Finn? Is he with Flame Princess?
(Jake slams his pan on the stove)
Back off, Bubblegum! That's his man's biz!
(shows Jake the poem) Is he with her OR NOT?!
You heartless monster! Do you have any idea how much he's CRIED over you?! Finn deserves to be happy, even if his bloopin' FACE gets burned off!! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!!!
(Jake throws an empty box at Bubblegum)
YOU'RE SICK!!!
What?! This isn't about some petty love triangle! Flame Princess is PHYSICALLY UNSTABLE!! Her elemental matrix can't handle extreme romance! Grob, if Finn tries to kiss her, she'll burn so hot, she'll melt RIGHT through the planet's crust, down to the molten core! Then, she'll be thrown back and forth by gravity until she burns out the world from the inside!! Why do you think I had her father keep her locked up!?
(Jake gasps in shock)
Will you take me to them?!?
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