What's going on with the costumes?
CFCostumed Fire Actor
This is a theater troop, we're getting ready to perform for the king. Everyone in the kingdom shall be in attendance. Of course, you know all this being fellow actors from the exact same troop.
I have an idea. We'll go on stage, act like two conspirators. You'll have one shoe untied, I will talk with hiss voice. We'll talk about how we wanna kill the king. As we do this we'll study the faces of the audience and look for guilty reaction.
Thanks, it's an original idea. By me.
WWoobeewoo
Here we are: the village of my people. It doesn't have an official name, but I call it "South Woobeewoo". [thunder rumbles] Uh, this way. [they walk over to a red mudscamp wearing a jingle bell on top of two mudscamps] This is the village elder. He'll fill you in on the deets.
MEMudscamp Elder
Greeting, heroes. [squirts red sauce at Jake]
MEMudscamp Elder
I'm so sorry about that. You know, we-we secrete stink-oil all day o-out our awful-sauce glands. You know, I guess I should have warned you. Anyway, let me cut the cheese.
MMudscamp
[whispers] Cut to the chase.
MEMudscamp Elder
Yes. You know, I mean, of course, cut to the chase. I mean, for many... for many moons now, our village has been under siege by the Mega Frog.
[flashback to see a ginormous frog beast approaching the village; it croaks and lets out a loud revolting roar]
MEMudscamp Elder
He's 100 stories of 110 percent 10-speed terror like bam—like fresh out the grease. I mean, he chases us all up and down from first base to home, trying to eat us alive. We-we've always managed to escape, but it's crazy scary. I mean, w-what if you got ate? Think about it. All alone in a stomach full of acid? [high voice] "Mommy! Mommy, mommy, help me!" [low voice] "Billy, is that you? Mommy, you sound exactly—" "Mommy, you sound exactly like me... Mommy, you sound exactly like me!" "Billy, uh..." [normal voice] Anyway... If this keeps up, we'll have to move to the city and get jobs. We don't know how-how to do anything cool. Look, see? The-they're already practicing, the poor fools. They don't know what they're in for.
Whoa! Relax, buddy! You're talkin' to the right couple of guys.
Yeah, man! Me and Jake will bust this Mega Frog up right up his bumblestop! [imitates bomb whistling, exploding]
MEMudscamp Elder
That is excellent news. I mean, h-here, take this, please. [two mudscamps bring in a bag of lollipops] It's not much, b-but it's all we have. [Finn takes bag] It's... it's a bag of lollies.
That's nice! Thanks, man!
MEMudscamp Elder
Now farewell, heroes. We're counting on you... for reals!
Ah, let's see. [looks at sign above shop door] That's the symbol for magic items, right? [sees Huntress Wizard standing nearby] Hey, this is the magic items shop, right?
HWHuntress Wizard
What's it look like, ya donk?
I know that, I know! Why can't they write it on the sign, though? Why's it all gotta be secret? Let's just put it all out there, huh? Equal distribution of magic to the people! No more symbols! No more initiations! You feeling me, Huntress Wizard?
HWHuntress Wizard
You tryin' to get killed, Ice King?
Uh-uh, I was just steppin' to ya, girl, with my intellectual wizard politics. [she leaves; whispers] No, don't go! Ugh. Well... "Swing at every ball," that's what Jay T. Dawgzone says.
Hey! What's goin' on here? Why's this place all crazy? I was just flying by and— [sees Gunther, gasps] GUNTHER!! YOU TOOK MY STUFF!!
That's bad! You know what you get now?!
That's right, you get the squirty-squirts. [squirts spray bottle at Gunther] Bad! Bad! Now take off my demonic wishing eye.
[Gunther takes off the demonic wishing eye and all the other penguins disappear]
All right, Gunther, now go home.
That's right, walk! And while you're walking home, you think about what you did! [sighs] It's getting worse and worse with him. He just— he hates it when I leave the castle. I'm sorry, guys.
Uh, dude, where have you been?!
Yeah, and why are you all jacked up?
[chuckles] Well, I got into some crazy wiz-biz over at Wizard City. Honestly, I don't even know how I survived. Basically, it was the craziest showdown ever. I— [catches himself] I wish I could tell you all about it, but you know... "Wizards only, fools." Keep it tight.
Well, well, well. [watching Ice King from a distance] Looks like Ice King is up to bad biscuits, braddah.
Bad biscuits make the baker broke, bro.
Ice King, you make our job too easy. You ready to roll on this fool?
Hold on! [drops down on the floor] Do you... like me?
Of course I do, you old jerk!
Really? Wow. [wipes sleeve, spreads his arms wide] How about... one of these? [Marceline pauses for a beat. She embraces him, visibly bittersweet] Ah! [they pull back and look at each other's eyes; he then puckers his lips] Mwah, mwah, mwah... [Marceline gasps]
AUUHH!! Not like that!! Dah, you don't remember anything, do you... Simon?!
Why do you even come see me when you don't remember me? You don't even know who you are!
Yes, I do! I am a lyricist! [pulling pages out his beard] It's all here, on the page! The page! In song, baby! On this receipt! On this takeout menu! On these newspapers! [laughing]
Huh? [grabs a page] Look! This clipping! This was you, Simon! Before the war!
What the heck are you guys doing in my crack!? It's 3 o'clock in the morning!!
Oh you know, just droppin' by to say hello, see what you been uhhhhhh... up to what uhh... How are these days..?
We came to see if you're dead.
What? Why would I be dead?
Hehe yeah.. stupid, umm... I had a dream about a bear and an old lady and a snail, and you were there and the snail killed you or something.
[...]
Was the Cosmic Owl there?
Uhh... yeah, on TV. Does that count?
Your dream is an ill omen of grave significance.
[...]
Are you ready to come with me on a mission to save all life from the Lich?
