What's goin' on here, tough boy? What is that huge dude?
He's The Farm, the legendary fighter of the Shiney Isles. I came here to participate in his open challenge, but this mother can't be beat!
Give up, worms! My fight power is supreme! I'm too [punches water] freaking legendary for you!!
[Finn and Jake stare in awe as The Farm continues pummeling the lake with farm animals dropping down his barn onto a group of fighters; The Farm punches one nearby]
[chanting] Train! Train! Train! Train! Train!
Whoa! [see people cheering to an imposing figure on a cliff]
I love you, The Train!
You're almost as legendary as The Farm, The Train!
The Train is gonna smack you down on his tracks! Whoop! [jumps down into lake] Your caboose is mine! [runs toward The Farm] Choo-choo! Choo-choo!!
Oh, my Glob... [watches The Train running underneath The Farm]
Choooo! [gets crushed by The Farm] Ow! My legs are backwards! Oh! Why?! [The Farm kicks him ashore in front of Finn and Jake] Ohh, you're mean! [farts]
Did you just die?
No... The Train will chug on... My friend makes bionic legs. I'll be better than before.
[gasps] I want bionic legs! Who's your friend?
Yeah, right. It's secret! [begins dragging himself away] Ah! Don't follow me. [continues dragging] Oh! Train can do this. [drags out of scene]
You don't want bionic legs. It ain't natchy.
I don't care about natchy.
Let's discuss this later.
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