Why don't you just help me find my sock?
[sarcastically] Oh, Finn lost his sock! Everybody stop what you're doing and help Finn find his precious sock!
“BMO Noire” · Season 4, Episode 17
In this episode: BMO (3), Finn the Human (1), Jake the Dog (1), NEPTR (1)
BBMO
[corners a rat] Hello, Ronnie. [moves his lips]
RRonnie
[BMO's voice] "What do you want, BMO?" [squeaks]
BBMO
Where is Finn's sock?
RRonnie
"I don't know what you're talking about, BMO. I didn't do nothing. Leave me alone!" [grooms his face; zoom on a lipstick smudge on the back of his neck]
BBMO
[voiceover] I knew that lipstick anywhere. [spoke] How is Lorraine?
RRonnie
"You stay away from her! She is with me now, do you hear?"
BBMO
Calm down, big guy. Me and Lorraine are... dinosaur bones.
RRonnie
"Good, 'cause I would be so jealous." [BMO shows picture to him]
BBMO
Just tell me where the sock is, and I will let you go.
RRonnie
"I don't know, man!"
BBMO
What if I put some knuckle in your eyeballs? Would that help you think?
RRonnie
"Okay, okay! Um... [BMO grabs arm pointing to Finn's sock] It looks like a grape juice stain on his sock. Check the pantry."
BBMO
[voiceover] Bebe owned Bebe's, a dance club downtown. He yells at ladies.
[BMO walks to the remote on the floor and puts his foot down on Bebe]
BBMO
Wake up, brainiac.
BBebe
"BMO? Aah— aah! Arrgh!!"
BBMO
Where is the sock, Bebe?
BBebe
"Uh— [coughing] I don't know nothin' bout socks!"
BBMO
Don't play dumb, Bebe! [takes some soot out the oven] Don't play dumb with me!
[he smothers the soot on Bebe and starting coughing even worse]
BBMO
I talked to Lorraine, Bebe. She sold you out, dum-dum!
BBebe
"No! She-she wouldn't do that! It wasn't me, I swear! It was Ronnie!"
BBMO
Ronnie? But why?
BBebe
"I don't know, man! I don't know! [sobbing] Oh, Lorraine!" [Bebe continues sobbing; BMO looks into his dirty sooted hands]
BBMO
I'm gonna go wash this shmutz off my grabbers. When I get back, you better start talking sense.
Hello? Hello? Hello? Hey, BMO. Wake up, buddy. Are you all right? [BMO gets up]
BBMO
NEPTR? I feel like l got hit with a Dracula by King Kong.
Whoa, sorry, man. You want some pie or something?
BBMO
Sorry, I gotta run. The cops are after me. Have you seen any down here?
Nah. No one's been down here all day, except me, you, and Ronnie.
BBMO
What?! What was Ronnie doing down here?
I don't know. But now my sensors indicate that some treasure is missing. [spins around] About a sock's worth.
BBMO
[gasps] That's it! That's why Ronnie took the sock—to carry stolen treasure in with! He had to whack Bebe to keep him from squealing, then he pinned the rap on me.
Bebe's dead?
BBMO
Listen, NEPTR, you better lay low for a while. I'm gonna go find Ronnie. [climbs ladder] I've got a score to settle.
Hey, BMO! We should hang out more. We're both robots.
BBMO
[beat] No, NEPTR. I am not like you.
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