Quinn Pensky quotes from Zoey 101

Dustin

(to Quinn) Why are you taking off my shoes?

Quinn

I'm going to cure you by applying proton impulses to the soles of your feet.

Dustin

Can I please leave?

Quinn

No... Ready?

Dustin

No. (Quinn fires her proton device at Dustin's feet) Ah! That tickles. (Quinn stops the proton device)

Quinn

Do you feel better?

Dustin

No!

Quinn

I'll adjust the proton saturation.

Dustin

Huh? (Quinn fires her proton device at Dustin's feet) It's not making me better!

Zoey

(About Mark) Go talk to him.

Quinn

Oh, I dunno. I'm not very good at talking to guys.

Zoey

It's easy. It's just like talking to girls, but you gotta use smaller words.

Quinn

Okay, so, what do I do?

Zoey

Just pretend Chase is a guy.

Chase

Uh, thanks.

Quinn

Did you know that female spiders eat their children?

Chase

Huh?

Quinn

Spiders aren't insects! They're arachnids! Did you know that elephant urine smells like licorice?

Chase

Oh, my God.

Quinn

Tell me about your first rash.

Chase

Zoey.

Zoey

Quinn.

Quinn

I'm curious. I have an extra toe. Wanna see?

Chase

MAKE IT STOP!

Quinn

Don't you guys want to see my extra toe?

No!

Quinn

Hi, Mark.

Mark

Oh, hey, Clint.

Chase

Quinn.

Quinn

Did you say, "Clint"?

Chase

He said, "Quinn."

Quinn

Who's Clint?

Chase

He meant, "Quinn".

Quinn

What did he say? Please, say he said, "Yes". I would be the happiest person in the world if he said, "Yes", tell me he said, "Yes", please.

Zoey

Ummm.. he said, "YES".

Mark! You're on a date with HER?

Mark

No! I'm... on a date with Chase!

Chase

Um, it's true. We had a picnic.

Zoey

Sparkling juices and everything, I saw it all.

Yeah, nice try. I can't believe you did this to me, Mark! We are done! Oh-ver!

Mark

Courtney.

Quinn

Mark, I can't believe you dated me when you already have a girlfriend!

Mark

(confused) Who dated you?

Quinn

You may have movie star good looks, but I don't care about you any more! Good day, Mark!

Mark

But...

Quinn

I said "Good day"!

Dustin

I hate this experiment!

Quinn

I heard that!

Dustin

GOOD!

Zoey

Umm, Quinn? Listen, since we're gonna be living together for a while, maybe we should go over a few... you know... rules.

Lola

Yeah, like? No poison chemicals...

Zoey

No nuclear experiments...

Lola

No genetic mutations...

Zoey

No cloning us without our permission... [Quinn picks up a jar with some green goo]

Lola

And...no that!

Zoey

Whatever that is...

Quinn

Geez, are we gonna have ANY fun?

Quinn

She threatened you? Oh, that's all I needed to hear! (takes out a laser gun type thing) I'll be back in ten minutes!

Zoey

No, no, no! Just put that down.

Lola

Okay, what did Rebecca say exactly?

Zoey

I don't know. Something like I better leave Chase alone and stay out of her way!

Lola

That's so nervy!

Zoey

I know! What am I gonna do? (Quinn picks up the laser gun thing) Put it down!

Quinn

(about Rebecca) I don't like her!

Lola

What's to like?

Zoey

You guys don't even know her.

Quinn

We don't have to know her.

Lola

You're our friend, we can just automatically hate her.

Michael

So, Zoey just walked right in?

Chase

Right in.

Michael

She should have knocked first.

Chase

Yeah, that would have been nice.

Michael

And you're sure Zoey saw you and Rebecca kiss?...

Zoey

Oh, yeah. They were kissing.

Lola

Are you a thousand percent sure they were kissing?

Zoey

Either that or Chase was trying to suck the teeth out of her mouth...

Michael

So, you just stopped kissing, looked up and there was Zoey standing right there in the doorway?

Chase

Yep...

Michael

Harsh!

Chase

Yeah, it wasn't the most comfortable moment of my life.

Logan

So what did you say?...

Zoey

He said, "This is Rebecca, my girlfriend".

Lola

You sure he said, "Girlfriend'?

Quinn

Maybe you misunderstood. Maybe he said... 'Grillfriend'?

Zoey

Grillfriend?

Quinn

Yeah, you know maybe they just cook things together... Outdoors...

Logan

Is that a real chicken?

Quinn

It was a real chicken.

Logan

Then why did you make me do all that ridiculous stuff?

Quinn

'Cause you called me a spaz. I don't like being called a spaz. Never did. Not even as a child. I hope you learned a little lesson here.

Dustin

Oh, man! Hey, Quinn, you think you could fix our model airplane?

Quinn

I could fix a real airplane!