“The Play” · Season 1
In this episode: Chase Matthews (4), Michael Barret (2), Dana Cruz (2), Dustin Brooks (2), Zoey Brooks (1), Logan Reese (1), Quinn Pensky (1), Nicole Bristow (1)
(to Chase) Why do you waste your time with the drama club? Why don't you go out for football or something?
Because the drama club's loaded with hot girls. And I've seen the football team. They're not hot.
I don't know. Dave, the quarterback, is a pretty handsome dude. (Chase and Logan give him weird looks) I've said too much.
(Dustin knocks on Zoey's door)
Hey, is Zoey here?
No.
Well, do you know where she is?
Nope.
'Cuz I think I'm sick, and I was wondering if...
(Dana shuts the door in his face)
Calm down. Let me ask you this, it's your play right?
Yeah, so?
So, if it's bothering you so much, then change it.
Change it?
Write a different ending.
I can get rid of the kiss! Michael, you, my friend, are a genius in short pants! (runs off)
I have my moments.
Kill? Kill?!
Yeah, see, it's actually supposed to say, "Zorka leans in to kill the lifeguard." Not kiss. It was just a complete typo. I'm always mixing up my S's and L's. Like one time I tried to write "Sassafras". I wrote "Lallafral"!
(to Quinn) Why are you taking off my shoes?
I'm going to cure you by applying proton impulses to the soles of your feet.
Can I please leave?
No... Ready?
No. (Quinn fires her proton device at Dustin's feet) Ah! That tickles. (Quinn stops the proton device)
Do you feel better?
No!
I'll adjust the proton saturation.
Huh? (Quinn fires her proton device at Dustin's feet) It's not making me better!
He really is awesome?
(sarcastically) Yeah, Logan's fantastic, just fantastic. Isn't he fantastic?
I don't see why you have to pick on him all the time. Logan's not such a bad guy.
Ooh. She's starting to like him.
Ya think?
What?! That's insane! It's insane, right Zoey?
Yeah, I mean...
You mean what?
I don't know. Maybe, I do like him...
Okay. I got to go.
Where are you going?
To take a bath. What difference does it make?
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Zoey 101 pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
