Did you tell Zoey yet?
Not yet.
Man, when you gonna tell her?
Soon.
You better.
I'm gonna tell her.
Tell who what?
You that you're annoying. [he pushes Logan, and the two start to fight in the hall]
“Surprise” · Season 3
In this episode: Chase Matthews (6), Logan Reese (5), Zoey Brooks (4), Michael Barret (4), Lola Martinez (4), Quinn Pensky (1), Dustin Brooks (1)
We aren't even two hours in the new school year and you guys are already about to kill each other!
No!
Oh, I'm about to kill him though!
What's up with all the items?
Quinn's gonna be our new roommate for a while.
Oh, oh! (sees that Quinn is looking at him) Oh! Heh, how nice! For all of you!
I have run all over this freakish campus with ninety pounds of stuff and I'm about to start coughing up blood!
Umm, Quinn? Listen, since we're gonna be living together for a while, maybe we should go over a few... you know... rules.
Yeah, like? No poison chemicals...
No nuclear experiments...
No genetic mutations...
No cloning us without our permission... [Quinn picks up a jar with some green goo]
And...no that!
Whatever that is...
Geez, are we gonna have ANY fun?
(breaks up the boxing fight) Hey, what are you doing!
(exhausted) We've been... boxing... to see...
(also exhausted) ... Who gets... the single bed...
Why don't you just flip a coin?
In love with me?! Chase?!
(sarcastic) No, me. Marry me, Zoey. Please be my wife!
Ginny, come here!
GGinny
What's up?
'Blank' is in love with Zoey, fill in the blank.
GGinny
Chase...
Thanks for playing!
Me and Chase are just friends! Fa-riends!
And you're Fa-Crazy!
Timeout!
What?!
I'm giving you a timeout! Go sit on that rock!
I'm not going to go sit on the-
ROCK!
May I suggest something please?
MLMichael and Logan
What?
Look, you guys both want the single bed right? So why don't we just say that whoever gets there first gets the bed, fair enough?
I guess so.
Kay good. Now the important thing to remember here is.. (pushes them to the ground and runs to get the single bed for himself)
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