Lola Martinez quotes from Zoey 101

Lola

OK. Make me a dude.

Lola

You don't have any peanut butter in your pocket, do you? [he looks at her confused]

Lola

[trying to knit her sweater] I am going to FIX you! ...After I eat that pudding. [she takes the pudding bowl from the pool table, but Michael takes it out of her hands]

Lola

I doubt it. This shirt will always be hot.

Logan

Yeah, it will.

Lola

Try not to drool.

Mr. Bender

Lola, what'd you bring? [Lola acts like she is crying] Oh my gosh, what's...the matter? What's wrong?

Lola

You're just gonna have to give me a zero for this project!

Mr. Bender

Why? You didn't pick an item?

Lola

No, I did. It was a locket that my grandmother gave me, before she...LEFT US! [she cries more]

Mr. Bender

Oh my gosh; I'm so sorry!

Lola

My dad tells me I'm just like her! So, I thought the locket would be a perfect thing to put in the time capsule! But...

Mr. Bender

But what?

Lola

I just can't! It's all I have left of her!

Mr. Bender

It's okay, it's okay...

Lola

I'm so sorry!

Mr. Bender

Look...you obviously gave the assignment a lot of thought, and that's the important thing.

Lola

Really?

Mr. Bender

Of course, of course. Don't worry, I'm gonna give you full credit for the assignment.

Lola

Thank you so much! [Zoey and Nicole look amazed as Lola walks up to them] Acting!

Lola

Give us back our foosball ball!

Zoey

Wouldn't you just call it a foosball?

Lola

No, foosball's the name of the game, so you call the ball a foosball ball.

Zoey

Mm, maybe, but I still think you would...

Chase

I'll tell you what, why don't we just call it a foosball ball ball ball ball ball? I've gotta speak with Zoey.

Lola

Well.

Zoey

Maybe we should to prove to Chase and Logan that guys can be just guys even when girls are around.

Lola

How are we gonna do that?

Zoey

By being around them when they don't know we're around them?

Nicole

But if we are around them trying to prove it, we'll be around them, and we're girls, so they'll be around girls when we're trying to-

Lola

Maybe you should let Zoey talk.

Zoey

I'm saying what if one of us pretends to be a guy?

Nicole

Ok, 4 problems with that: hair, face, boobs.

Lola

That's 3 problems.

Nicole

2 boobs.

Zoey

We can get around those problems.

Lola

It would be the ultimate acting challenge.

Lola

Hey, can you turn up the music?

Chase

Yeah, sure... Hey, cool boombox!

Lola

Thanks, I just got it.

Chase

(after that, he accidentally pushs the boombox from the roof onto the ground) Was it expensive?

Nicole

You really think you can convince Chase and Logan that you’re a guy?

Lola

Easy. Chase is gullible, and Logan’s a moron.

Lola

When I'm acting, I'm playing a role.

Chase

So, just treat biology like an acting role! You know, play the part of a girl who's really good at biology!

Lola

That's pretty smart.

Chase

Well, I'm your tutor. I'm not supposed to say stupid stuff! [Lola laughs]

Chase

See, I told you you could do it. [Lola smiles, and laughs. He picks up a flower and gives it to her] For you.

Lola

Why are you giving me a flower?

Chase

So you can take it back to your dorm and study it.

Lola

[gives it back to him] Yeah, I don't think I want to.

Chase

Why not?

Lola

There's a spider on it.

Chase

Eah! [he drops it, and starts beating it with his tennis racket. Lola laughs, then he kicks it and she laughs some more]

Chase

Okay. Photosynthesis is the process by which plants use energy from sunlight to produce sugar. Which converts into-

Lola

You wanna go out with me?

Chase

Huh. Wow, that question had almost nothing to do with photosynthesis.

Lola

Ok, who is she?

Chase

Who is who?

Lola

The girl you like.

Chase

What makes you think I like someone?

Lola

'Cause I'm smart. So, who is she? Does she go to PCA?

Chase

Uh... no. She's... from my hometown. Back home... in my town.

(running out of the sushi bar with a fire extinguisher in one hand and a clipboard in the other) Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Kazu, your grill's on fire!

Kazu

Fire?! (He runs up the stairs. The others try to follow him until he stops them) No, stay back! Pull the fire alarm!

Michael

Where's the fire alarm?

Over there! (Zoey, Nicole, Lola, Chase, Logan, and Michael run to the fire alarm. Kazu runs up the stairs to Coach Keller)

Lola

Fire!

Logan

Oh, my goodness! (Zoey pulls a fire alarm. In the sushi bar, the fire is spreading. Morning comes, and the firefighters have put out the fire and are carrying everything out. Chase and Nicole come up to Dean Rivers and a depressed Kazu)

Chase

Morning, Kazu.

Nicole

How bad was the fire?

Lola

You're going back to Japan?

Kazu

No, I'm from Birmingham.

Lola

Oh.