You're guys... Am I... Am I unappealing?! Would you show up at my house on Valentine's Day with a pretzel from a gas station?!
We're just teenagers!
And I don't even like pretzels...
You're just a mess!
“Hot Dean” · Season 3
In this episode: Coco (5), Chase Matthews (3), Logan Reese (3), Quinn Pensky (3), Zoey Brooks (2), Michael Barret (2), Lola Martinez (2), Dustin Brooks (1)
CCarl
Coco!
Carl?
CCarl
What are you doing with another man!
You dumped me!
CCarl
And that gives you the right to date other men?!
Yeah, kinda!
Wow, this is great!
I just don't understand why they call it "a pair of pants".
Why not?
Because a pair means two, like a pair of shoes or a pair of gloves. Two shoes, two gloves. Why pair of pants?
Because, man, you would sound stupid if you were like, "Hey, man. I love my new pant. You like my new pant? Check out my new pant!"
Oh, man! Hey, Quinn, you think you could fix our model airplane?
I could fix a real airplane!
What is that?
Why is our dorm adviser rolling on the ground?
Coco! Are you okay?
Do I look okay? I'm a woman on the concrete.
Did Carl break up with you again? (Coco continues sobbing and screaming)
I think Carl broke up with her again.
Come on, let's get her up. (Zoey, Lola, and Quinn try to pick up Coco)
No, no! Just leave me here to die. (Zoey and Quinn pick her up and drag her away) My cell phone! (Lola gets the cell phone)
I can't believe he dumped me over the phone!
But he always dumps you over the phone.
Yeah, like every three weeks!
Oh, God! What is that?
We're really sorry.
But we gotta go start our homework.
I just don't understand guys. First, they tell you that they love you. Then, they tell you that you're too clingy and needy and, man, I'm hungry. I mean, I know I can be moody and bloated and judgmental and I may not bathe as much as other girls, but I'm fun to be with, right? RIGHT?! (Coco keeps sobbing.) Oh, man, there's a hair on my honeydew. (picks up honeydew, removes hair, and puts honeydew in her mouth. Zoey drops her food that she was about to eat in disgust)
Ooh, maybe it's Carl. Oh, gross, it's my mother. (answers phone) What?! No, Mom, he hasn't called. That's right, Mom. I'm gonna grow old and die alone.
Wow, you have a horrible dorm adviser.
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