Dustin Brooks quotes from Zoey 101

Dustin

Psst, Zoey, psst!

Zoey

Dustin?

Dustin

Good Luck! But I can't root for you.

Zoey

Why not?

Dustin

Because the guys said if I root for the girls, they'll shave off my eyebrows!

Zoey

Don't let them scare you!

Dustin

Too late, I'm way past scared. Anyway, good luck!

Zoey

Sorry. I only get 15. And I gotta live.

Dustin

What about you?

Chase

Sorry, kid. If I had money I'd lend it to myself, which I don't...So, I'm outta luck, and so are you!

Dustin

What did he say?

Zoey

No!

Dustin

Hey, is Zoey here?

Dana

No.

Dustin

Well, do you know where she is?

Dana

Nope.

Dustin

'Cuz I think I'm sick, and I was wondering if...

Dustin

(to Quinn) Why are you taking off my shoes?

Quinn

I'm going to cure you by applying proton impulses to the soles of your feet.

Dustin

Can I please leave?

Quinn

No... Ready?

Dustin

No. (Quinn fires her proton device at Dustin's feet) Ah! That tickles. (Quinn stops the proton device)

Quinn

Do you feel better?

Dustin

No!

Quinn

I'll adjust the proton saturation.

Dustin

Huh? (Quinn fires her proton device at Dustin's feet) It's not making me better!

Dustin

I hate this experiment!

Quinn

I heard that!

Dustin

GOOD!

Dustin

Is it true?

Zoey

What?

Dustin

That you're going to get Drake Bell to perform at Spring Fling?

Dana

Sorry, but Drake's not coming.

Dustin

How come?

Nicole

His manager wants 5000 bucks.

Dustin

So get it.

Dana

(sarcastically) Sure, we can just get it from the 5000 dollar store.

Zoey

(to Logan) Are you sure you gave the taxi driver the right directions?

Logan

Mystic Beach is exactly 57 miles north of PCA.

Dustin

No, Mystic Beach is south of PCA!

Zoey

Dustin, are you sure?

Dustin

Who are you going to trust: me or pretty boy?

Dustin

Will you tell me where babies come from?

Zoey

Absolutely not.

Chase

Good night, Michael.

Michael

Sleep tight, Chase.

Logan

You guys are the worst.

Dustin

[crying] Soooooo close.

Dustin

(breaks up the boxing fight) Hey, what are you doing!

Logan

(exhausted) We've been... boxing... to see...

Michael

(also exhausted) ... Who gets... the single bed...

Dustin

Why don't you just flip a coin?

Dustin

Oh, man! Hey, Quinn, you think you could fix our model airplane?

Quinn

I could fix a real airplane!

Quinn

Dustin! What happend?

Dustin

I fell down a hill.

Quinn

Not with you, with Mark!

Lola

You can stay here!

Quinn

You can move in with us!

Lola

You can even take a digital picture of my bra!

Dustin

Can't...breathe!

Michael

Oh my God.

James

Who talks to a kid like that?

Zoey

[angrily walks over to the closet and begins rummaging] Michael, where are your golf clubs? I'm gonna use a five iron on Logan's head! Here they are. [draws out a long golf club and begins walking towards the door, but James takes the club from her and Michael grabs her around the waist and lifts her up] Hey, put me down! [Michael sits her down on the couch beside him] Am I the only one who wants to do something about this?!

Michael

No, you're just the only one who wants to drive Logan's head 150 yards.

Zoey

I want to get him!

James

We're gonna get him.

Zoey

How?!

James

I think we just need to let Logan hear what he sounds like. [waves Dustin's cellphone with Logan's voicemail on it]

Dustin

He won't care.

Zoey

No way he'll care.

James

I bet he'll care if a lotta people hear what he sounds like. [connects Dustin's cellphone to the computer and begins uploading the voicemail online]

Lola

And you'll fix it?

Zoey

Yes, I'm Zoey, you new? Come on, Dustin.

Lola

...Quit looking at my swimsuit. (Nick's way of saying "Quit looking at my boobs.")

Dustin

I'm not. You have a bug on your stomach.