Zoey Brooks quotes from Zoey 101

Zoey

(to Chase after he throws an old sandwich out the window) My hero.

Zoey

Stop it. You know what, Dana? You are a slob, and Nicole, it is rude of you to use a stupid hair dryer when people need quiet!

Zoey

Okay, since I'm such a horrible roomate, then maybe I should move out!

Zoey

(to Nicole and Dana) What? I can't brush my teeth for 5 minutes without you two trying to bludgeon each other?

Zoey

You do know that the ball is supposed to go in the basket, right?

Zoey

Hey guys, will you sign this petition to bring Coco back?

Zoey

How many of you have ever played on a basketball team before?

Zoey

How many of you would say you're good at basketball?

Quinn

Um, I once made a basketball explode!

Chase

Better be going. Oh, and be careful.

Zoey

Why be careful?

Chase

Well, it's the first day at school. Lots of kids like to pull pranks.

Zoey

Like hanging your bike from a tree?

Chase

Huh? Oh man. PUT THAT DOWN, YOU LITTLE FREAKS!! I gotta go. Later.

Zoey

Later.

Chase

Oh, and I forgot to say, "Welcome to PCA".

Zoey

Go save your bike.

Chase

Right.

Zoey

Ok, Logan, tell ya what. I'll round up my best five girls and you round up your best five guys. And we'll see whose better at basketball.

Logan

You serious?

Nicole

Zoey!

Zoey

I'm serious.

Logan

Good. This Friday?

Zoey

Why not?

Logan

Then, you're on!

Zoey

Good!

Michael

Plus, we heard you guys got pizza.

Chase

And cake.

Zoey

Oh, so you guys just want pizza.

Chase

And cake!

Logan

Here's a little tip: Try to make the balls go in the basket.

Zoey

And here's a tip for you: Try to make words not come out of your mouth!

Dana

Can I play?

Zoey

Um, we kind of already have a full team.

Quinn

Bye!

Zoey

I guess you're in.

Dustin

Psst, Zoey, psst!

Zoey

Dustin?

Dustin

Good Luck! But I can't root for you.

Zoey

Why not?

Dustin

Because the guys said if I root for the girls, they'll shave off my eyebrows!

Zoey

Don't let them scare you!

Dustin

Too late, I'm way past scared. Anyway, good luck!

Nicole

(about the urinal) Why is it here?

Zoey

Because this used to be a boy's dorm.

Nicole

Well, it creeps me out.

Zoey

You act like it's the first time you've seen one of these things.

Nicole

Oh, please, I wasn't born yesterday. I know about boy stuff. So, how do they sit on it?

Chase

(points to Jim)...Jim

Zoey

That's the gym?

Chase

Oh, no, that's my bud, Jim. Hey Jim!

Zoey

'Sup Jim! I like Jim.

Chase

Jim's good people.