Mark quotes from Zoey 101

Quinn

Hi, Mark.

Mark

Oh, hey, Clint.

Chase

Quinn.

Quinn

Did you say, "Clint"?

Chase

He said, "Quinn."

Quinn

Who's Clint?

Chase

He meant, "Quinn".

Zoey

My friend, Quinn thinks you're cute and wants to go out with you. Will ya?

Mark

No.

Zoey

Come on! She's pretty and she's right over there.

Mark

(Looks at Quinn) No.

Mark! You're on a date with HER?

Mark

No! I'm... on a date with Chase!

Chase

Um, it's true. We had a picnic.

Zoey

Sparkling juices and everything, I saw it all.

Yeah, nice try. I can't believe you did this to me, Mark! We are done! Oh-ver!

Mark

Courtney.

Quinn

Mark, I can't believe you dated me when you already have a girlfriend!

Mark

(confused) Who dated you?

Quinn

You may have movie star good looks, but I don't care about you any more! Good day, Mark!

Mark

But...

Quinn

I said "Good day"!

Mark

I've been looking for you.

Quinn

Yeah, I know. You're breaking up with me.

Mark

I am?

Lola

You're supposed to be stalling Zoey!

Mark

I did as long as I could, but I ran out of stuff to say.

Quinn

So what happened?!

Mark

.... I pushed her .... into a bush.

Michael

I don't wanna live with "Mooshna."

Logan

Dietrich.

Michael

I don't want any new roommate!

Logan

Then we gotta figure out a way to make her think Chase still lives here.

Mark

(over walkie-talkie) Can I stop doing this?

Michael

(into walkie-talkie; yelling) NO!

Mark

He made me drive his stick-shift!

Michael

Aw, he graped when he shoulda tuna-ed!