Nicole Bristow quotes from Zoey 101

Nicole

But that's my stuff! (Dana glares at her) That I'll be moving.

Nicole

[answering a personality quiz] "What is your favorite activity?" Meeting cute guys. Next question: "What is your number-one pet peeve?" Not meeting cute guys.

Nicole

Can't we eat sushi together in a closet?

Dana

Just pass me the ball whenever you can, and stay out of my way!

Nicole

Works for me.

Nicole

Excuse me, have you noticed that she's the only girl on our team who can play this game?

I think everyone here has noticed it.

Zoey

Ok, Logan, tell ya what. I'll round up my best five girls and you round up your best five guys. And we'll see whose better at basketball.

Logan

You serious?

Nicole

Zoey!

Zoey

I'm serious.

Logan

Good. This Friday?

Zoey

Why not?

Logan

Then, you're on!

Zoey

Good!

Nicole

You're the only girl on our team that can play this game. The rest of us are "suckish"

Quinn

Is "Suckish" a word?

Nicole

(about the urinal) Why is it here?

Zoey

Because this used to be a boy's dorm.

Nicole

Well, it creeps me out.

Zoey

You act like it's the first time you've seen one of these things.

Nicole

Oh, please, I wasn't born yesterday. I know about boy stuff. So, how do they sit on it?

Nicole

You are a wizard with scissors. I'm going to call you the Scissor Wizard!

Zoey

No, you're not.

Nicole

Okay.

Zoey

You play sports?

Nicole

Is shopping a sport?

Zoey

No.

Nicole

Then, no.

Dana

It's my bed.

Nicole

It's my head.

Zoey

I didn't say i was perfect

Dana

Good cause you annoy us too sometimes

Zoey

Yeah like how?

Dana

You always forget your key

Zoey

So

Dana

So its anoying to have to let you in all the time. I'm zoey i forgot my key

Nicole

I'm Zoey I locked my self out please let me in

Nicole

We have to be at class by 8!

Dana

Yeah, which is why I set my alarm clock for 7:55!!!

Zoey

Quinn happens to be the perfect roommate!

Quinn

Zoey, I'm about to iron my underwear. Want me to do yours?

Zoey

I don't iron my underwear.

Quinn

Whatever.

Dana

Yeah, she's a good one!

Zoey

At least we don't fight all the time!

Dana

Neither do we.

Nicole

Yeah, since you moved out, we've been getting along great.

Dana

(puts arm around Nicole) Yeah, best friends!

Zoey

That's good for you. Bye!

Dana

(Zoey leaves) Don't ever touch me again!

Nicole

Slob!

Dana

Jerk!

Nicole

UGHH!!!

Nicole

Hey, Quinn, you wanna play confess or stress with us?

Quinn

How do you play?

Zoey

Okay, so you roll the dice...

Quinn

Yeah...

Dana

And if you land on an even number, you have to confess to something really embarrassing...

Nicole

And if you roll an odd number, you have to do something stressful.

Quinn

Like eat a poisonous bug?

Zoey

Stressful... not lethal.