I wonder who invented the meatball.
What do you mean invented?
Well, some guy back in the fifteenth century must have said, "Yes, meat is good, but it would be even better in ball form. And thus the meatball was born".
“Quinn's Date” · Season 1
In this episode: Zoey Brooks (8), Quinn Pensky (6), Chase Matthews (5), Mark (3), Nicole Bristow (2), Dana Cruz (2)
(About Mark) Go talk to him.
Oh, I dunno. I'm not very good at talking to guys.
It's easy. It's just like talking to girls, but you gotta use smaller words.
Okay, so, what do I do?
Just pretend Chase is a guy.
Uh, thanks.
Did you know that female spiders eat their children?
Huh?
Spiders aren't insects! They're arachnids! Did you know that elephant urine smells like licorice?
Oh, my God.
Tell me about your first rash.
Zoey.
Quinn.
I'm curious. I have an extra toe. Wanna see?
MAKE IT STOP!
Don't you guys want to see my extra toe?
ZNZoey, Nicole, Dana & Chase
No!
Hi, Mark.
Oh, hey, Clint.
Quinn.
Did you say, "Clint"?
He said, "Quinn."
Mark I said, "Clint."
Who's Clint?
He meant, "Quinn".
My friend, Quinn thinks you're cute and wants to go out with you. Will ya?
No.
Come on! She's pretty and she's right over there.
(Looks at Quinn) No.
What did he say? Please, say he said, "Yes". I would be the happiest person in the world if he said, "Yes", tell me he said, "Yes", please.
Ummm.. he said, "YES".
What's your problem?
Remember when I said "Mark said yes". He said, "NO".
NO!!!
YES.
YES.
Yes, wait I'm confused.
Did he say "Yes" or "No"?
He said, "No".
No, then why did you tell her he said, "Yes".
Because I panicked.
You'd better go tell her the truth before she finds out.
I can't. It'll break her heart. Her weird little heart.
CCourtney
Mark! You're on a date with HER?
No! I'm... on a date with Chase!
Um, it's true. We had a picnic.
Sparkling juices and everything, I saw it all.
CCourtney
Yeah, nice try. I can't believe you did this to me, Mark! We are done! Oh-ver!
Courtney.
Mark, I can't believe you dated me when you already have a girlfriend!
(confused) Who dated you?
You may have movie star good looks, but I don't care about you any more! Good day, Mark!
But...
I said "Good day"!
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