Chase Matthews quotes from Zoey 101

Chase

Don't you know that girls don't mean half the things they say?!

Chase

All right! Let's go kick some bot!

Chase

I have run all over this freakish campus with ninety pounds of stuff and I'm about to start coughing up blood!

Chase

Let's consider the other possiblities!

Chase

Teach me to dance, or I'll tell everyone at PCA that you both cried at the end of last year's American Idol finale.

Chase

Go and drink your glove!

Chase

Colin, don't call me a nit!

Chase

(After falling off the building rooftop ledge) I'm alright, I'm okay. I just lost my baaaalance! CONCRETE!

Chase

Better be going. Oh, and be careful.

Zoey

Why be careful?

Chase

Well, it's the first day at school. Lots of kids like to pull pranks.

Zoey

Like hanging your bike from a tree?

Chase

Huh? Oh man. PUT THAT DOWN, YOU LITTLE FREAKS!! I gotta go. Later.

Zoey

Later.

Chase

Oh, and I forgot to say, "Welcome to PCA".

Zoey

Go save your bike.

Chase

Right.

Michael

Plus, we heard you guys got pizza.

Chase

And cake.

Zoey

Oh, so you guys just want pizza.

Chase

And cake!

Chase

(points to Jim)...Jim

Zoey

That's the gym?

Chase

Oh, no, that's my bud, Jim. Hey Jim!

Zoey

'Sup Jim! I like Jim.

Chase

Jim's good people.

Michael

Save me!

Chase

From what?

Michael

(Points to Quinn) From that!

Chase

Do girls like fooseball? Because if you don't like fooseball, we could knit or something . . .

Zoey

(laughs) I like fooseball.

Chase

Yeah, Fooseball's cool.

Zoey

Naw, they don't want me back. Guess I'm stuck with Quinn and her "Quinnventions."

Chase

"Quinnventions"?

Chase

Ah! So she's... "Quinnsane"!

Michael

'Sup Chase?

Chase

Oh! Hey! (attempts to hide rose he is carrying behind his back)

Michael

Whose the rose for?

Chase

Oh, this? Oh, you caught me . . . it's for you.

Michael

That's nice, man, but how about you give it to Zoey instead?

Chase

That's an idea!!

Chase

Look, don't tell Logan.