Quinn Pensky quotes from Zoey 101

Quinn

I really would like to help, but I just don't believe in using my gift of science for violence.

Quinn

[chasing a group of people] I'LL CATCH YOU EVENTUALLY! JUST SIGN THE PETITION!

Quinn

Stop zapping Logan!

Zoey

How many of you have ever played on a basketball team before?

Zoey

How many of you would say you're good at basketball?

Quinn

Um, I once made a basketball explode!

Dana

Can I play?

Zoey

Um, we kind of already have a full team.

Quinn

Bye!

Zoey

I guess you're in.

Nicole

You're the only girl on our team that can play this game. The rest of us are "suckish"

Quinn

Is "Suckish" a word?

Zoey

Maybe you could hang out with me and my roommates sometime!

Quinn

Aren't they the ones always fighting?

Quinn

It's one of my Quinnventions. You see, my name is Quinn and I invent things . . . so I call them "Quinnventions."

Zoey

Oh, that's very . . . "Quinnteresting"!

Zoey

So, you want to see if my food is happy?

Quinn

Happy, sad, angry, frightened...

Chase

I'm frightened!

Zoey

Quinn happens to be the perfect roommate!

Quinn

Zoey, I'm about to iron my underwear. Want me to do yours?

Zoey

I don't iron my underwear.

Quinn

Whatever.

Dana

Yeah, she's a good one!

Zoey

At least we don't fight all the time!

Dana

Neither do we.

Nicole

Yeah, since you moved out, we've been getting along great.

Dana

(puts arm around Nicole) Yeah, best friends!

Zoey

That's good for you. Bye!

Dana

(Zoey leaves) Don't ever touch me again!

Nicole

Slob!

Dana

Jerk!

Nicole

UGHH!!!

Nicole

Hey, Quinn, you wanna play confess or stress with us?

Quinn

How do you play?

Zoey

Okay, so you roll the dice...

Quinn

Yeah...

Dana

And if you land on an even number, you have to confess to something really embarrassing...

Nicole

And if you roll an odd number, you have to do something stressful.

Quinn

Like eat a poisonous bug?

Zoey

Stressful... not lethal.

Quinn

Logan's such a jerk.

Nicole

A very cute jerk.

Quinn

(scans bear) That jerk!

Zoey

What?

Quinn

Let's go!

Zoey

Well?

Quinn

That bear is broadcasting both audio and visual transmissions via broadband wavelengths to a remote digital receiver!

Nicole

I knew it! What does that mean?

Zoey

In English?

Quinn

There's a webcam in that bear!

Nicole

I knew it! Wait, I still don't know what that means.

Nicole

(crying) But this is the best school ever! They have a pool, cute boys, a beach across the street, and cute boys!

Zoey

I bet there are cute boys back in your school in Kansas.

Nicole

No, they're all dumb and gross.

Zoey

Hey, Quinn, did you hear the news? This is our last semester here.

Quinn

Can't talk. Plotting revenge.

Nicole

I'm going to miss her freakish ways. (cries again)

Quinn

Where's the off button on this?

Dana

Uh, I don´t know. You're the geek.

Quinn

True.