(to Chase) Hey, did you tell Rebecca about the...
(to Rebecca) You think you can tell me who I can and can't talk to?
You heard what I said!
Wow, look at that tree over there. (walks away)
“Chase's Girlfriend” · Season 3
In this episode: Zoey Brooks (5), Quinn Pensky (5), Chase Matthews (4), Lola Martinez (4), Michael Barret (3), Logan Reese (3), Rebecca (2)
She threatened you? Oh, that's all I needed to hear! (takes out a laser gun type thing) I'll be back in ten minutes!
No, no, no! Just put that down.
Okay, what did Rebecca say exactly?
I don't know. Something like I better leave Chase alone and stay out of her way!
That's so nervy!
I know! What am I gonna do? (Quinn picks up the laser gun thing) Put it down!
You do know that the ball is supposed to go in the basket, right?
(about Rebecca) I don't like her!
What's to like?
You guys don't even know her.
We don't have to know her.
You're our friend, we can just automatically hate her.
So, Lola...have you ever thought about being a model?
Um...no. I'm more into acting.
Oh! Well, that works too.
What do you mean?
Well it's just, you're so pretty. Actually, all three of you girls are. Must be something in the water at PCA. I better start drinking it!
So talk to me.
About?
Come on, man. Last year, a week before summer vacation, you sent Zoey a text massage saying you love her and now after the summer you show up at school with a girlfriend. Talk!
You know how they say that everything happens for a reason?
I've heard that saying.
Well, I think that there's a reason why Zoey didn't get that text massage. I think it was something, I don't know, karma, universe, The Lord, The Force. Something was trying to tell me that Zoey and I are meant to be really good friends. And that's all.
You sure on that?
I mean, look at it like this: a guy's gonna have a lot of girlfriends in his life, right? Well, I don't want Zoey to be just another one of those girls that I date for a few months or even a few years and then it's over. I want Zoey to be my best friend for a really long time! You know what I'm saying?
Y-y-yeah, I know what your saying... I just thought that I was your best friend... But if I've been replaced by Zoey then...
Zoey's my girl best friend. You're still number one, man!
That's all I wanted to hear! (goes to hug Chase)
You're such an idiot.
Thanks, man!
Rebecca has a big problem with you and me being friends.
I know.
She said... You know?
Yeah, she came to my room and told me to stay away from you.
She sorta said the same thing to me today.
Did you explain to her that we're just friends?
Yeah.
And she said?
That if I wanted her to be my girlfriend I can't... Hang out with you anymore or talk to you.
Okay, I get it. Look, the most important thing to me is that you're happy.
Me too so... I dumped her!
Good, that little skunkbag.
...Zoey Brooks! Such language!
Well, she was horrible!
Yeah, I kinda figured that out. (Zoey throws a grape at Chase) What was that for?
For making me think you weren't going to be my friend any more.
I said I dumped her, didn't I?
So, Zoey just walked right in?
Right in.
She should have knocked first.
Yeah, that would have been nice.
And you're sure Zoey saw you and Rebecca kiss?...
Oh, yeah. They were kissing.
Are you a thousand percent sure they were kissing?
Either that or Chase was trying to suck the teeth out of her mouth...
So, you just stopped kissing, looked up and there was Zoey standing right there in the doorway?
Yep...
Harsh!
Yeah, it wasn't the most comfortable moment of my life.
So what did you say?...
He said, "This is Rebecca, my girlfriend".
You sure he said, "Girlfriend'?
Maybe you misunderstood. Maybe he said... 'Grillfriend'?
Grillfriend?
Yeah, you know maybe they just cook things together... Outdoors...
Is that a real chicken?
It was a real chicken.
Then why did you make me do all that ridiculous stuff?
'Cause you called me a spaz. I don't like being called a spaz. Never did. Not even as a child. I hope you learned a little lesson here.
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