Dana Cruz quotes from Zoey 101

Dana

Just pass me the ball whenever you can, and stay out of my way!

Nicole

Works for me.

Dana

Can I play?

Zoey

Um, we kind of already have a full team.

Quinn

Bye!

Zoey

I guess you're in.

Dana

It's my bed.

Nicole

It's my head.

Zoey

I didn't say i was perfect

Dana

Good cause you annoy us too sometimes

Zoey

Yeah like how?

Dana

You always forget your key

Zoey

So

Dana

So its anoying to have to let you in all the time. I'm zoey i forgot my key

Nicole

I'm Zoey I locked my self out please let me in

Nicole

We have to be at class by 8!

Dana

Yeah, which is why I set my alarm clock for 7:55!!!

Zoey

Quinn happens to be the perfect roommate!

Quinn

Zoey, I'm about to iron my underwear. Want me to do yours?

Zoey

I don't iron my underwear.

Quinn

Whatever.

Dana

Yeah, she's a good one!

Zoey

At least we don't fight all the time!

Dana

Neither do we.

Nicole

Yeah, since you moved out, we've been getting along great.

Dana

(puts arm around Nicole) Yeah, best friends!

Zoey

That's good for you. Bye!

Dana

(Zoey leaves) Don't ever touch me again!

Nicole

Slob!

Dana

Jerk!

Nicole

UGHH!!!

Nicole

Hey, Quinn, you wanna play confess or stress with us?

Quinn

How do you play?

Zoey

Okay, so you roll the dice...

Quinn

Yeah...

Dana

And if you land on an even number, you have to confess to something really embarrassing...

Nicole

And if you roll an odd number, you have to do something stressful.

Quinn

Like eat a poisonous bug?

Zoey

Stressful... not lethal.

Logan

Do girls know anything?

Dana

I know how to make you cry.

Logan

What are you gonna do? Kiss me?

Dana

You wish!

Logan

Yeah I do! (laughs)

Quinn

Where's the off button on this?

Dana

Uh, I don´t know. You're the geek.

Quinn

True.

Nicole

You're just jealous because my dad owns a juice company!

Dana

What?!

Zoey

What?!

Nicole

I didn't know what to say!

Dustin

Hey, is Zoey here?

Dana

No.

Dustin

Well, do you know where she is?

Dana

Nope.

Dustin

'Cuz I think I'm sick, and I was wondering if...

Nicole

He really is awesome?

Chase

(sarcastically) Yeah, Logan's fantastic, just fantastic. Isn't he fantastic?

Zoey

I don't see why you have to pick on him all the time. Logan's not such a bad guy.

Nicole

Ooh. She's starting to like him.

Dana

Ya think?

Chase

What?! That's insane! It's insane, right Zoey?

Zoey

Yeah, I mean...

Chase

You mean what?

Zoey

I don't know. Maybe, I do like him...

Chase

Okay. I got to go.

Zoey

Where are you going?

Chase

To take a bath. What difference does it make?

Quinn

Did you know that female spiders eat their children?

Chase

Huh?

Quinn

Spiders aren't insects! They're arachnids! Did you know that elephant urine smells like licorice?

Chase

Oh, my God.

Quinn

Tell me about your first rash.

Chase

Zoey.

Zoey

Quinn.

Quinn

I'm curious. I have an extra toe. Wanna see?

Chase

MAKE IT STOP!

Quinn

Don't you guys want to see my extra toe?

No!

Dana

What's your problem?

Zoey

Remember when I said "Mark said yes". He said, "NO".

Nicole

NO!!!

Zoey

YES.

Nicole

YES.

Nicole

Yes, wait I'm confused.

Dana

Did he say "Yes" or "No"?

Zoey

He said, "No".

Dana

No, then why did you tell her he said, "Yes".

Zoey

Because I panicked.

Dana

You'd better go tell her the truth before she finds out.

Zoey

I can't. It'll break her heart. Her weird little heart.

Dana

Tell that to Mr. Bermin when he sees what we've done to his baby.

Nicole

What do you think he'll say?

Zoey

He'll probably start with, "Give me my four-thousand dollars back!"