Veronica Mars quotes from Veronica Mars

Logan

Hey, I need your help.

Veronica

Would it be weird for me to start my own drinking game? Like, I have to do a shot every time someone asks for my help?

Logan

Do you think Lilly loved Weevil?

Veronica

I don't know. Um, Lilly never mentioned anything to me about Weevil. I was wondering when you were going to ask me about that.

Logan

Yeah, well... I don't know. When he's caught in her bedroom, you know, I guess you gotta think.

Veronica

You're handling it a lot better than I thought you would.

Logan

I loved Lilly. And Lilly loved guys.

Veronica

Logan, you know that --

Logan

You know, she used to say that her... her parents worshiped Duncan and tolerated her. And if she couldn't please 'em, she was going to go out of her way to piss 'em off. Weevil must have been perfect for that.

Veronica

I know Lilly loved you.

Logan

Just not like I loved her. [pauses] It's okay. No, you know, it kinda lets me off the hook. You know, I... You know, I don't have to feel guilty anymore.

Veronica

Feel guilty about what?

Logan

Movin' on. [he kisses her]

Veronica

What are we doing? [they giggle]

Logan

No idea. [resume kissing]

Veronica

We need to talk about this.

Logan

I know.

Veronica

Maybe we should just keep it to ourselves for awhile and see what happens.

Logan

Meet in mop closets? Pass each other secret notes in the hallway? [pauses] Come on, I'll drive you home on the back streets.

Veronica

I'll be at home. With the only sane member of the Mars family.

Keith

The one who eats from the garbage and keeps bringing me dead birds?

Veronica

That's the one.

Don't do it Veronica, it's not worth it!

Veronica

It so is!

Veronica

You prank called Mindy?

So what if I did

Veronica

I just wanna congratulate you, shake your hand. Congratulations, you've been named World's Biggest Cockroach! This award is given in recognition of you unparalleled lack of humanity. Bravo. You're going to die friendless and alone

Everyone knows you're.....

Veronica

Shut up! If I want you to speak, I'll wave a snausage over your nose.If you ever use Mandy again to try to convince yourself you're not a loser, I will ruin your life! Got it? You got it?

Okay, jeez.

I can't believe you did that.

Veronica

I can't believe you didn't.

Logan

I am beyond tardy for my physics class. If I remember right, time travel is not yet possible.

Veronica

So try petty corruption. Tardy excuse slips, date-stamped, untraceable. [pauses] I know people

Veronica

No offense, but you look... odd.

Wallace

I just watched our parents cuddle on the couch last night. My eyes - they burn.

Veronica

Any idea what our parents do Mondays and Wednesdays from 6:00 to 10:00 that requires an overnight bag?

Wallace

As far as I'm concerned, they play bingo at the V.F.W. That's my story. I'm sticking with it.

Keith

How was school?

Veronica

You know - mean kids, indifferent teachers, crumbling infrastructure.

Logan

So, the place is ours. Dad's at class. Trina's at an extremely important purse-store opening in Beverly Hills.

Veronica

Your Dad is taking classes?

Logan

Exploring the world outside himself. All part of the new Aaron Echolls. Spanish, ceramics, tae kwon do and today, glassblowing with Silvio Pirelli, master of Old World crystal. [points to glass piece] Nice, huh? Just two lessons.

Veronica

And he made a bong?

Logan

An urn for my mom. You know, since there was no body and thus no ashes, he filled it with seawater. Because she jumped into the ocean. Get it? At least it gets him out of the house. [they kiss]

Veronica

Hey. Do you think this thing... will ever get more normal?

Logan

What, like, will we ever hang at the mall and hold hands and buy each other teddy bears with hearts that say "I wuv you beary much?"

Veronica

Yes. Exactly that. Except I want my bear won through some sort of demonstration of ring-tossing ability.

Logan

Secrets are kinda hot, too. [they kiss]

Logan

Ah, mass transit. But why take the bus when you can drive your very own rust bucket? I had my dad's driver pick it up. Full of fresh stolen parts, ready to go.

Veronica

Wow. I'll just try to keep this little gesture in mind this weekend when you and Dick and the Beaver are off getting blasted and scamming cheerleaders.

Logan

Yeah. Yeah, actually I had to tell Dick I'm not available. Because I have other plans.

Veronica

There are cheerleaders with low self-esteem available domestically?

Dick

Uh-oh, someone's got their eye on that Miss White Trash title.

Beaver

Yeah, and making a solid effort in the talent competition, but I'd like to see that car up on some cinder blocks.

Logan

Guys, come on.

Veronica

I know... "Guys, come on! The talent is making a grilled cheese sandwich on the engine block." "Guys, come on, you can't put your car up on blocks in the yard if you don't have a yard."

Veronica

You know I think I can do both sides of this little act now.

Veronica

So how 'bout next time you don't bother; I got it covered.

Veronica

You can keep asking, but you're not the fairest. Trust me.

Madison

Well, I can tell you who the pastiest is. What's the deal - can't buy bronzer with food stamps?

Veronica

You wrote "slut" on my car last year at Shelly's party. Why?

Madison

Because "whore" had too many letters.

Meg

You don't want to drink that.

Veronica

Why?

Meg

I'm betting Madison gave you a trip to the dentist. It's her thing. She does it to people she doesn't like. She spits in a cocktail and calls it a trip to the dentist. 'Cause we're in eighth grade.

Logan

Hey, I have to tell you something.

Veronica

I'm sorry, we're past the confessional portion of this program. We're on to the make out.

Logan

So I guess we broke up, huh?

Veronica

What do you want me to say, Logan?

Logan

"Logan, I'm gonna go home and put my head in the oven because I can't go on living knowing what a heartless bitch I am!" Something like that.

Veronica

So you're saying you want me dead?

Logan

Yes.

Veronica

One word from me and Backup goes for your throat.

Logan

[scoffs] Is that what you'd do, boy? You'd tear out my throat? [kneels down to dog] Who's a man killer, huh? [Backup kisses Logan] Who's a man killer?

Veronica

Isn't it better like this?

Lilly

So much better.

Veronica

This is how it's supposed to be.

Lilly

Totally.

Veronica

This is how it's going to be from now on. Right? Lilly?

Lilly

[sighs] You know how things are going to be now, don't you? You have to know.

Veronica

Just like this. Just like this.

Lilly

Don't forget about me, Veronica.

Veronica

I could never.