Lilly Kane quotes from Veronica Mars

Lilly

I'm ditching his party this weekend 'cause I don't want him getting all crazy violent every time a boy undresses me with his eyes, which happens all the time. It's not my fault. I can't help it--God made me fabulous.

Logan

I've never taken matters into my own hand in the boys' locker room after watching the cheerleader tryouts.

Dude, you are so dead.

Lilly

Very pervy, Duncan. I'm a little impressed though.

Logan

You must drink, comrade.

Veronica

Please tell me that was before we started dating.

[drinking] Of course. I've never, um, I've never seen my parents having sex. [Lilly drinks, everyone gasps] No way, no way.

Lilly

Yeah, I went into their room to borrow Mom's black sweater.

No, just shut up.

Lilly

Mom was on top of Dad.

Oh my God, I don't wanna see this!

Lilly

Hold on a second! She was like this. Watch. She was like this. [moaning] Ohh. Ohh. [yawning] Ohh.

Lilly, that is so wrong.

Lilly

I think Dad probably thought so too.

Oh, my God. They called the cops.

Veronica

They called my dad.

Lilly

This is like, the best dance EVER.

Lilly

Check you out, Veronica Mars. You're like a rocker chick now. You and I, we'd have a lot of fun together. Yeah, if, um, if I wasn't dead and stuff.

Veronica

Why are you here?

Lilly

Don't you watch any horror movies? My soul is doomed to walk the earth until justice has been served.

Veronica

Really?

Lilly

Yeah, that, and as kinda a side project, I dispense fashion advice.

Veronica

Isn't it better like this?

Lilly

So much better.

Veronica

This is how it's supposed to be.

Lilly

Totally.

Veronica

This is how it's going to be from now on. Right? Lilly?

Lilly

[sighs] You know how things are going to be now, don't you? You have to know.

Veronica

Just like this. Just like this.

Lilly

Don't forget about me, Veronica.

Veronica

I could never.