Meg Manning quotes from Veronica Mars

Meg

Caz is always flirty with me, but that guy would flirt with a trash can if it had boobs.

Meg

[about Leo] Wow, Veronica, he totally wants to protect and serve you.

[Meg]

Veronica? Did you find your clothes? [looks down at the toilet to see Veronica's clothes almost flushed]

Veronica

Well, does this towel make me look fat?

Meg

You need something to wear? [they walk out of school with Veronica wearing a cheerleading uniform] I usually have sweats in my locker. Sorry.

Veronica

No, this is perfect. I just have to resist the urge to do a cartwheel.

Veronica

Funny. No one's come running up to me.

Meg

It's because people are afraid of you.

Veronica

Then something's working.

Meg

Getting tough? Yeah, that was good advice. And I needed that. The getting even part? You might want to rethink that one. You do have friends, Veronica.

Veronica

Meg, you're the last good person at this school. I'd believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning. If you want, I can find who posted that test for you. We'll clear your name and make somebody pay.

Meg

Really?

Veronica

Unless there is a Fairy Godmother already on it.

Meg

What did you score?

Ugh, 91...

Dick

Dude, Snow White took it and scored an 89!

Meg

You don't want to drink that.

Veronica

Why?

Meg

I'm betting Madison gave you a trip to the dentist. It's her thing. She does it to people she doesn't like. She spits in a cocktail and calls it a trip to the dentist. 'Cause we're in eighth grade.