I am beyond tardy for my physics class. If I remember right, time travel is not yet possible.
So try petty corruption. Tardy excuse slips, date-stamped, untraceable. [pauses] I know people
“M.A.D.” · Season 1
In this episode: Veronica Mars (6), Logan Echolls (4), Keith Mars (1), Wallace Fennel (1), Dick Casablancas (1), Beaver Casablancas (1)
No offense, but you look... odd.
I just watched our parents cuddle on the couch last night. My eyes - they burn.
Any idea what our parents do Mondays and Wednesdays from 6:00 to 10:00 that requires an overnight bag?
As far as I'm concerned, they play bingo at the V.F.W. That's my story. I'm sticking with it.
How was school?
You know - mean kids, indifferent teachers, crumbling infrastructure.
SSeth
"Get Marooned." Great. Another island-centric prom theme. Another year of double-digit IQ jocks laughing at their own jokes about getting "lei'd" as freshman hula girls put flowers around their necks.
TTad
I don't see anybody forcing you to buy tickets, queer bait.
SSeth
I'm sorry. Am I giving away your best material?
TSTad's Lackey
Isn't the gay prom next Friday in the Dog Beach men's room?
SSeth
So I guess I'll see you there, sailor. [flicks Tad's collar]
TTad
Yo, what did you just say to me, Boy George?
SSeth
Come on. The Navy? Cover my back, wingman. The rear admiral wants us to pound away with the 10-inch gun. I mean, isn't just joining the Navy alone gay enough to get you thrown out of the Navy?
So, the place is ours. Dad's at class. Trina's at an extremely important purse-store opening in Beverly Hills.
Your Dad is taking classes?
Exploring the world outside himself. All part of the new Aaron Echolls. Spanish, ceramics, tae kwon do and today, glassblowing with Silvio Pirelli, master of Old World crystal. [points to glass piece] Nice, huh? Just two lessons.
And he made a bong?
An urn for my mom. You know, since there was no body and thus no ashes, he filled it with seawater. Because she jumped into the ocean. Get it? At least it gets him out of the house. [they kiss]
Hey. Do you think this thing... will ever get more normal?
What, like, will we ever hang at the mall and hold hands and buy each other teddy bears with hearts that say "I wuv you beary much?"
Yes. Exactly that. Except I want my bear won through some sort of demonstration of ring-tossing ability.
Secrets are kinda hot, too. [they kiss]
Ah, mass transit. But why take the bus when you can drive your very own rust bucket? I had my dad's driver pick it up. Full of fresh stolen parts, ready to go.
Wow. I'll just try to keep this little gesture in mind this weekend when you and Dick and the Beaver are off getting blasted and scamming cheerleaders.
Yeah. Yeah, actually I had to tell Dick I'm not available. Because I have other plans.
There are cheerleaders with low self-esteem available domestically?
[Veronica working on her car, with the hood up, because it stalled, Dick, Beaver, and Logan walk up.]
Uh-oh, someone's got their eye on that Miss White Trash title.
Yeah, and making a solid effort in the talent competition, but I'd like to see that car up on some cinder blocks.
Guys, come on.
I know... "Guys, come on! The talent is making a grilled cheese sandwich on the engine block." "Guys, come on, you can't put your car up on blocks in the yard if you don't have a yard."
[She grabs the pocket knife Logan is using to cut his apple, and uses it to cut a tube in the engine and hooking it up to some other part of the machine.]
You know I think I can do both sides of this little act now.
[Turns the key and the car starts.]
So how 'bout next time you don't bother; I got it covered.
[Throws Logan's pocket knife back to him, and shuts the hood of her car]
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