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“Leave It to Beaver” quotes from Veronica Mars

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“Leave It to Beaver” · Season 1

In this episode: Veronica Mars (2), Logan Echolls (2), Keith Mars (1), Don Lamb (1), Duncan Kane (1), Cliff McCormack (1), Lilly Kane (1)

Tell me this is a joke. You want to sue the Kane family?

Yes.

Please tell me there's another Kane family in town. Maybe a Boris and Gilda Kane?

So, anyone read the paper today? Garfield - I mean, will he ever learn? Oh yeah, and there was this other thing: I guess Abel Koontz didn't kill Lilly. Let's open the floor for discussion on that one.

[tapping finger on table] You said you were in Mexico the day of Lilly's murder. Why?

How many episodes of NYPD Blue did you have to watch to get that finger tapping down?

I asked you a question.

And I ignored it and moved on. Keep up. [snapping fingers]

So I guess we broke up, huh?

What do you want me to say, Logan?

"Logan, I'm gonna go home and put my head in the oven because I can't go on living knowing what a heartless bitch I am!" Something like that.

So you're saying you want me dead?

Yes.

One word from me and Backup goes for your throat.

[scoffs] Is that what you'd do, boy? You'd tear out my throat? [kneels down to dog] Who's a man killer, huh? [Backup kisses Logan] Who's a man killer?

Isn't it better like this?

So much better.

This is how it's supposed to be.

Totally.

This is how it's going to be from now on. Right? Lilly?

[sighs] You know how things are going to be now, don't you? You have to know.

Just like this. Just like this.

Don't forget about me, Veronica.

I could never.

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