Veronica and Wallace in “M.A.D.”

Veronica

No offense, but you look... odd.

Wallace

I just watched our parents cuddle on the couch last night. My eyes - they burn.

Veronica

Any idea what our parents do Mondays and Wednesdays from 6:00 to 10:00 that requires an overnight bag?

Wallace

As far as I'm concerned, they play bingo at the V.F.W. That's my story. I'm sticking with it.