MadisonRegular soda? Why didn't you just fill the cup with lard?
A character in Veronica Mars
Played by Amanda Noret
Veronica Mars · 429 quotes
In 4 of the 429 quotes from Veronica Mars
Most scenes with: Veronica Mars (2)
MadisonRegular soda? Why didn't you just fill the cup with lard?
You can keep asking, but you're not the fairest. Trust me.
MadisonWell, I can tell you who the pastiest is. What's the deal - can't buy bronzer with food stamps?
You wrote "slut" on my car last year at Shelly's party. Why?
MadisonBecause "whore" had too many letters.
MadisonPretty Woman is still my favorite movie. Vivian is, like, my hero.
She's a hooker.
Only because she had to be.
She's a hooker.
MadisonYou want to save yourself some time? Start with her. We all saw her, lurking around.
Lurking? Uh, you mean "standing while black"?
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