You do not want to start today with me, Paco.
Are you sure? It was in my day planner under "Goals."
“A Trip to the Dentist” · Season 1
In this episode: Veronica Mars (3), Logan Echolls (3), Dick Casablancas (2), Madison Sinclair (2), Weevil Navarro (1), Meg Manning (1)
Look at that. Beaver's getting all the love, and Dick's flapping out in the breeze.
LLuke
Please. You have like, the hottest girlfriend ever.
Much like fake boobs - great to look at, but they don't do as much as you'd like them to.
You can keep asking, but you're not the fairest. Trust me.
Well, I can tell you who the pastiest is. What's the deal - can't buy bronzer with food stamps?
You wrote "slut" on my car last year at Shelly's party. Why?
Because "whore" had too many letters.
You don't want to drink that.
Why?
I'm betting Madison gave you a trip to the dentist. It's her thing. She does it to people she doesn't like. She spits in a cocktail and calls it a trip to the dentist. 'Cause we're in eighth grade.
Regular soda? Why didn't you just fill the cup with lard?
[upon seeing Veronica] Dude, what the hell are you doing? Please tell me this is like, some new reality show called My Skank.
Goodbye, Dick.
What?
Get out of my house. You have a problem with Veronica, you leave. Actually, you have a problem with Veronica, you're pretty much dead to me, so just, like, evaporate or something, I dunno. That's pretty much a general invitation. If you don't like my girlfriend, then start heading towards the big rectangle with the knob.
[Duncan leaves.]
Hey, I have to tell you something.
I'm sorry, we're past the confessional portion of this program. We're on to the make out.
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