In 11 of the 242 quotes from Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race
Most scenes with: Junior (9), Don (6), Kelly (2)
Scenes with Dwayne 11
Dwayne
[grabs a tip from the Don box] It's a Botch or Watch. Whose turn is it?
Yours. What's the challenge?
[reading] "Who Wants to Swim With…" [gasps in horror] SHARKS?!
In this Botch or Watch challenge, whoever didn't draw the caricature in Paris must swim to this part of the Mediterranean, and retrieve a travel tip from the dorsal fin of a great white sh- [screams as a shark pops out from the water; shaking his fist] Uh… Try that again, and you'll get a taste of this! Huh? Wanna dance with the widow-maker?
"Note: Eaten teammates will result in disqualification." Wow, they really thought of everything.
[Dwayne and Junior arrive at the Chill Zone in Iceland and Don penalizes them for 20 minutes when Dwayne read the travel tip before returning to shore while drowning]
Dwayne
[takes out his wallet] Sure we can work something out here, huh? Hey, you like coupons? 25 cents off the E-Muffins at McDonna's, huh? Ooh, ooh, or free fries with- oh, wait. This one's expired.
Dwayne
…mina travel asdenting. [the swan lady annoyingly slaps him in the face]
[Father & Son's interview; Dwayne is pressing an ice pack on his cheek]
[surprised] Whoa, what did you say?
Dwayne
I have no idea. None.
Father & Son, you are the 8th team to arrive.
DJDwayne and Junior
Woo-hoo!
I knew something was wrong.
Dwayne
[sighs and pushes the fossil] Fine. Here you go.
No sharing. [to the Vegans] You'll have to try again.
[to Dwayne; threateningly outraged]: YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING OR I’LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!! [interview] I don't normally allow myself to experience negative emotions, but I'm sure my brain turns orange right now!
Dwayne
[interview] Not the first time I've never been cursed. Luckily, I don't believe it, so I think we're all good.
We'll never be able to reiki another fossil in time.
Then we'll have to… eat the feast.
He said the same thing about you.
a talking donkey? Yeah, 'cause that's possible.
It must be possible. 'Cause you're talking right now. Booyah! Call me when you got a comeback.
Dwayne
Ah, never mind them. Some people just don't appreciate quality family time, eh, right, buddy?
You're so lucky you got to bring your dad.
Dwayne
Oh, I'm the lucky one. I bet doing this trip with your mom is pretty awesome too though, right?
Taylor's more of a… daddy's girl.
Daddy and I have loads in common. Like, we both love being successful, and we both hate avocado.
Dwayne
One time Junior made pancakes for Mother’s Day and I said they’re overdone, he almost cried.
I had the exact same thing happened with Taylor. Except I was the one making pancakes for her, and she threw them at me, and the pan.
Dwayne
Africa. Wowzers! I've always wanted to go on a safari.
Yeah, this is seriously cool. I just wanna get up and see if--
Dwayne
Ah, ah, ah, you stay on that keister mister. Seats are for sitting.
[Father and Son's interview]
My dad still treats me like I'm 5. But I'm practically a man. Check out my chest hair.
Dwayne
Where?
Right there! I-I mean, it's blonde, so, you know, it's hard to see in this light.
Dwayne
Uh huh.
It's there, trust me! [walks away angrily]
Dwayne
[chuckles] Kids.
JJJacques and Josee
[run and scream in terror]
I love rhinos! I love rhinos!
Dwayne
Junior! Oh, Buddy am I happy to see you. I’m sorry we didn’t finish the challenge, pal, but I- I couldn’t take pictures. I just have to find you!
Who said we didn’t finish?
JJJacques and Josee
Rhinos are my friend!
Dwayne
So proud of you. Now, we just need to make sure your mom never sees this episode, ever.
Alright, dad. That’s enough.
[reading the tip] "Stop in at Geelong maximum security."
Geelong Prison closed in 1991. But during its 146 years of operation, it was the most brutal and violent lockup on Earth. Now it's an extreme travel hot spot! As teams arrive, they'll be throw into cells. Each cell is equipped with four methods of escape: tunnels, trap doors, hidden tools, or bars. Once they break out of their cell, they're free to make their way to today's final Don box, here on the Barwon river. Boomerangs can only be used here. After they pass this point, the boomerang expires. And, as a special bonus treat…
[reading] "First team to today's Chill Zone gets to make a phone call home." Cool, we can call Mom.
Dwayne
Or better yet, order a pizza. [Junior points to the camera; clears throat] Eh, b-but of course, you know, I'm joking.
Trains number one leadas with the Haters, Goths and Ice Dancers.
Dwayne
Language, Mister!
[hugging his father as they're eliminated] Thanks for this, Dad. I really appreciate it.
Dwayne
Oh, I can't be too obsessed. The race has really changed Junior and me. My son's going home a man.
And thanks to his new tattoo, my dad is going home a woman. [chuckles]
Dwayne
Yeah, I'm gonna grow a beard.
Dwayne
Hey, you wanna go home and binge-watch Total Drama Pahkitew Island?
Only if we can laugh until soda squirts out your nose.
Dwayne
Of course we can, son. Of course we can.
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Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race · 242 quotes
