Junior and Dwayne in “Little Bull on the Prairie”

[hugging his father as they're eliminated] Thanks for this, Dad. I really appreciate it.

Oh, I can't be too obsessed. The race has really changed Junior and me. My son's going home a man.

And thanks to his new tattoo, my dad is going home a woman. [chuckles]

Yeah, I'm gonna grow a beard.

Probably for the best.

Hey, you wanna go home and binge-watch Total Drama Pahkitew Island?

Only if we can laugh until soda squirts out your nose.

Of course we can, son. Of course we can.