[As the Best Friends are first to reach the Chill Zone, Devin calls Shelley, who she then dumps him, leaving him heartbroken and upset]
Shelley? Oh. Thanks, Ashton. Ashton's her tennis instructor, he's just getting her now. Shelley! Hi! It's me, Devin. I miss you so much… Whoa, whoa, what? No! We never broke up. Y-You're dating who?! Ashton?! No! Please, Shelley, don't! Wait! [Shelley hangs up and Don takes the phone away from him] No, no, I need to call her back!
DonSorry, one phone call only. So, how's the girlfriend?
[devastated] She's dumped me… for her tennis instructor! [starts sobbing hysterically]
Don
Whoa, the tennis instructor? That never happens.
Maybe I should tell him now? Or, I'll wait for him to stop sobbing.
[The Stepbrothers got eliminated because they lost to the Rockers in the race to the Chill Zone after their glider was destroyed by a kangaroo and they got buried in an avalanche. Don even remembered that the leg was a double elimination round, and thus the Rockers also got eliminated]
Don
But, before we wrap up, I have a special announcement to make. Today's episode…is a double-elimination round! The Rockers are also going home!
[The Stepbrothers both laugh]
[imitating buzzer] Why'd you waste time reviewing footage if you were just gonna boot both of us?
Don
Because I forgot, obviously.
Getting kicked off was lame, but I'm proud of Spud. At first, I was all, "Dude!" And then I was all, "[gasps] No way!" And then I was like, "WHAT?!"
Thanks, dude. Maybe we'll win this thing.
I really coulda use the million.
You guys wanna come over and play Rock Storm on our Gamebox?
[reading the tip] "Go to Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump."
Huh? Buffalo? Is that a place or a threat?
Don
It's actually a little of both. It's located here, along the foothills of the Rocky Mountains in Alberta, Canada. Head Smashed In Buffalo Jump was going to be called Concussion Valley, but the name was already taken. Teams must fly to Lethbridge, Alberta, then drive to this spot to receive their next travel tip.
[gets the tip] Yes! Let's do this! I had a few um… minor outbursts in New Zealand.
Oh, you weren’t that bad.
Devinm Don't worry, the rage has left the Devin. I’m not angry at Shelly for dumping me anymore, infact, I want you back, baby, and I’ll do anything to prove it! I’ll climb to the top of the tree!
[Devin climbs all the way up into that tree]
And hello to stage three of breaking up, desperation. [Devin falls from a tree, Devin groans] Yeah, this is gonna be great.
Dude! We're going to a dude ranch!
We can't lose! It's an us ranch! [high-fives with Brody]
[Ryan gets the tip]
Dudes at a dude ranch, that's fair.
Maybe the next Challange, will be for something you're good at, like complaining.
[interview] I am not a complainer! How dare you call me that?! You never listen, and your short is so ugly it hirts my eyes.
Yeah, you don't complain at all.
[getting the tip] It's an All-In. "Tip Your Hat, Split Your Jeans, and Eat Like a Cowboy by All Means."
Don
Working together, teammates must eat an entire pot of pork and beans. At the bottom of the pot, they'll find their next travel tip.
My fave food to nosh on is totally pork and beans, dude!
I can scarf most things. Brody's got an iron stomach with the taste buds of a dude that doesn't have any taste buds. We're golden.
[The Daters/Haters enter the restaurant and see the Surfer Dudes already chowing down]
See? Dude advantage. But we're in 2nd, so all's not lost.
Only our love for each other. [he and Stephanie high five]
Exactly. [looking down into the pot; horrified] Beans? Beans?! BEANS?! I'm not usually a picky eater, but beans are the grossest food on the planet and should never be consumed by human beings, ever. That's it.
[feeding Noah pork and beans] Here's the Choo-choo train! [continues eating]
[looking at Noah still looking depressed while eating] Maybe it's just a coincidence he, you know, went into a state of shock and despair, the moment I broke up with him. [to her sister] Can you just agree with me at least?
[Kitty sighs]
Don
While the rest of out teams choke down pork and beans, our current leaders are trying not to choke!
Brod man’s not doing so good. But no one else is even trying the Bull yet, but we’re still golden. [gets pushed by Brody]
Come on, babe. You can do this. You're stronger and scarier than anyone I know. Take a deep breath. [Stephanie breathes heavily] That's it. Just… [Stepahnie drops the spoon and starts gagging; sighs] You know what? Maybe you can't do it. Maybe you're not as strong as I thought. You're not a winner at all. But a… LOSER!
[gasps in shock over hearing that, picks up the spoon, and scarfs some beans] I… am not… a loser!
[Interview]
As a certified trainer, I know how to motivate people who lack confidence.
SStepahnie
[pressing her hands on her stomach, trying to hold in her vomit] I'm confident. These beans aren't gonna stay down, ugh, much longer. [vomits]
[hears his stomach rumbling] Uh oh! Beaks are shifting! Haha… [forms a big fart as a window crashes]
[interview; impressed as Sanders wears a gas mask] Man, can that guy airbrush his boxers?
Cool, we're flying to the Arctic Circle!
Awesome! Circles are my favorite shape, dude!
Don
The Arctic Circle, home to the world's harshest climate, whitest animals, and favorite storybook characters. Teams must fly here by Cessna, two teams per flight, to get their next tip. And they'll be chilled to the bone to find out there's another boomerang in play. Find this attached to your tip, and you can make another team repeat the first challenge. Just our way of adding some, "Oh, that's cold." to the cold.
Great. Now the Goths are ahead of us! Way to blow our lead! Why can't you do something right for a change and use the boomerang?
[shocked] WHAT?! We're on the same team!
[interview] It's sad when love turns to poison. [she and Ennui hold hands] That's nice.
Don
[going through the rule book] The rules don't say anything about being unable to boomerang themselves. So I'll allow it. But since it's a Botch-or-Watch, this time, Stephanie has to ring the narwhal.
Great. Now I can show Ryan how stupid easy it is to put a hoop on a giant fish.
Don
Ryan, Stephanie, you're the last team to arrive. Sending you home is… exactly what I do if this weren’t an elimination round! But it’s not! You’re safe! [The Hater/Daters sigh]
I’m so happy right now. I want ready to go home. I.. still have some feelings for Stephanie.
I also have feelings for Ryan. And we are a good team it was this competition that broke us up.
Totally! If we win some place where there was no stress, hardship, or challenges, I think we’d be happy.
I forgive you for boomeranging us.
Forgive me? Haha. Do you know how many times you’ve almost gotten us eliminated?
Even if that were true which it isn’t, at least i’d never heard out team on purpose.
No, you just heard us for beating bad at everything.
Don
[pops up] The hate is back on The Ridonculous Race.
Did I boomerang my own team? Yes. But it was Ryan's fault.
[monotonously] Yes, Stephanie.
Mr. I'm-King-of-the-Ring-Toss.
Yes, Stephanie. [Stephanie screams in irritation and storms out of the interview room] I finally figured out how to one-up Stephanie… just agree with everything.
We're flying to…Flores, Indonesia.
[shudders] I hope it's warm there.
Don
Oh, it is. Flores, Indonesia is packed with beautiful empty beaches, majestic mountain ranges, and ominously silent jungles. Teams must fly to Flores, then take taxis to the Don box in this village. How do the locals keep tourists away from this island paradise? Nobody knows. But, it might have something to do with the Komodo dragon problem.
It's an All-In. "How to Milk Your Dragon." Whoa. We have to do what?
Don
That's right. Just when you thought these beasts were harmless, it turns out their saliva is loaded with venom. Teams must collect one vial of Komodo drool, and hand it to this kid to get their next tip. [screams as a Komodo dragon pops up next to him] That said, try not to get bitten. In case you do, side effects may include: headache, dizziness, and being eaten by a Komodo dragon.
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