Rock And Spud quotes from Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race

Spud

My mom calls me a light eater, which means that I start eating as soon as the lights are on.

Spud

One day, Rock's mom will kill him.

Rock

[interview] Eating that stuff was like, the hardest thing ever. Other than like maths, or getting my driver's license.

Laurie

I can't believe I just did that. There are animals inside me right now. And I'm pretty sure they don't want us to come in last. But, I’m Relaxed.

Miles

Me Too. I guess mine wants out right now. [she and Laurie fart and miles falls off her seat while burping]

Rock

C'mon, guy! You gotta get the tip! [Spud sticks his hand in the mitt to get the tip and gets bitten and swollen by the ants, but doesn't scream in pain; Rockers' interview] Spud's got a delayed reaction to everything, including pain. So I don't expect him to feel those hundreds of excruciating bites, for like, two hours. Then he'll be all like, "Yow!" and then like, "Oooh!" and then like, "YOW!"

Spud

Uh, what are you talking about?

Josee

[takes a tip from the Don box] Botch or Watch. You're up, Jacques. Get the tip!

Jacques

[sticks his hand in the mitt, and screams in pain as the ants bite him] It stings like missing gold in Vancouver if I have a point! [interview] Arriving late to Brazil means we had to up our performance.

Josee

Like the way I did in the Olympic Trials.

Jacques

[agreeing] Yes, like the way we did that.

Rock

Almost time to jet.

Spud

Uh, sweet. 'Cause this heat is getting to me. It looks like those two are melting.

Rock

Dude, relax. They're totally not-- whoa! Those two are melting!

Spud

[reading the tip] "Go to Helsinki Airport and catch the next flight to Zimbabwe?"

Don

Located in southwestern Africa, Zimbabwe has stunning flora, exotic fauna, and majestic scenery. Once teams land, they have to drive here… to Victoria Falls, which is nearly twice the height of Niagara Falls. Hear that, North America? Your waterfalls are getting owned!

Rock

Let’s save this farm, Whoohoo!

Sanders

Ah, yeah.

Noah

Aw!

Brody

Here, albino, bino, bino! Don’t worry, bud, well get those rabbits.

Jacques

Lapin! [gets attacked] Aaah! A little help?

Josee

Not now, I’m busy clearing. [MacArthur stares at her] They boomeranged us.

Jacques

We boomeranged them.

Josee

I want revenge!

Don

But, before we wrap up, I have a special announcement to make. Today's episode…is a double-elimination round! The Rockers are also going home!

Rock

WHAT?!

Spud

Aw, man. Drag.

Rock

[imitating buzzer] Why'd you waste time reviewing footage if you were just gonna boot both of us?

Don

Because I forgot, obviously.

Rock

Getting kicked off was lame, but I'm proud of Spud. At first, I was all, "Dude!" And then I was all, "[gasps] No way!" And then I was like, "WHAT?!"

Spud

Thanks, dude. Maybe we'll win this thing.

Rock

We just lost.

Spud

Oh, yeah, right.

Rock

I really coulda use the million.

You guys wanna come over and play Rock Storm on our Gamebox?

Yes!

Nice!

Sweet.