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Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race · Season 7, Episode 18

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“Got Venom?” · Season 7, Episode 18

In this episode: Don (4), Brody (3), Josee (2), Stephanie (2), Ryan (2), Geoff (2), Crimson (2), Noah (2)

Did I boomerang my own team? Yes. But it was Ryan's fault.

[monotonously] Yes, Stephanie.

You had it coming!

Yes, Stephanie.

Mr. I'm-King-of-the-Ring-Toss.

Yes, Stephanie. [Stephanie screams in irritation and storms out of the interview room] I finally figured out how to one-up Stephanie… just agree with everything.

We're flying to…Flores, Indonesia.

[shudders] I hope it's warm there.

Oh, it is. Flores, Indonesia is packed with beautiful empty beaches, majestic mountain ranges, and ominously silent jungles. Teams must fly to Flores, then take taxis to the Don box in this village. How do the locals keep tourists away from this island paradise? Nobody knows. But, it might have something to do with the Komodo dragon problem.

It's an All-In. "How to Milk Your Dragon." Whoa. We have to do what?

That's right. Just when you thought these beasts were harmless, it turns out their saliva is loaded with venom. Teams must collect one vial of Komodo drool, and hand it to this kid to get their next tip. [screams as a Komodo dragon pops up next to him] That said, try not to get bitten. In case you do, side effects may include: headache, dizziness, and being eaten by a Komodo dragon.

Boo-yah! One cup of doom drool!

Hold on. [swipes the vial out of Brody's hand and examines it] This is extinguisher foam! [throws the vial aside] Try pulling another fast one like that, and you're out of the race! [threateningly points to the Surfer Dudes] Got it?

[frightfully] Who could've replaced our venom with extinguisher foam?

[Loki stands on a tree branch and throws acorns at a Komodo dragon, waking it up; the dragon tries to catch Loki and holds onto the tree and starts drooling; the Goths put a bucket next to the dragon to collect its drool, and stand behind a bush]

That's it, drool.

[interview] Loki doesn't know fear. [the dragon smells her and Ennui's deodorant, and runs away] Yes. Smell your defeat.

[Ennui fills up the vial of Komodo drool from the bucket; the Ice Dancers pop out of the bushes watching them]

That is one B-A-D (bad) bunny.

Well, that plan backfired. And much faster this time.

[holding onto a tree] Help!

[going through a magazine] Yes, Stephanie.

Was this your plan?

Yes, Stephanie.

Get a giant lizard to eat me?! [screams in unbridled rage and snaps a branch stick off the tree and uses it to bash the Komodo dragon in the head rapidly; Ryan gasps; points the tree branch stick at him, threatningly] Scoop some drool, or you're next.

[scoffs] I'm not afraid of Steph, or her dumb stick. And I don't need her to tell me what to do.

[chasing after him] Hurry up, drool boy!

The Goths take 1st place!

What?! Silver again?! This race is fixed! [screaming angrily while swaying their loom rug back and forth, hitting Jacques by accident; interview] I can't believe those pasty-faced freaks took gold! Oh, I bet they're just LOVING it!

[interview] We won.

We're gonna be in last place.

Oh, no. Chewy's drooling in his sleep. [gets Komodo drool in his eye] THE VENOM'S IN MY EYE! [farts, waking up the dragon; the dragon coughs and runs away; interview] Oh. I guess farting is a side effect of Komodo venom.

No, it isn't.

Just to be clear, I'm a trained professional in all things extreme. Never try that at home, kids. But if you're in a forest, totally do it! Komodo trapping rules!

[The Reality TV Pros got eliminated because Noah became buried in a pile of rugs, and Owen was unable to find him in time before the remaining teams reached the Chill Zone due to having venom in his eye. For an medical emergency, they must get a previously eliminated team to replace it for eight to win]

As reality shows go, that got as real as reality shows get.

Before it started, I didn't have a girlfriend and now I do, so, it's an easy favorite.

I mean, the million would've been nice, but winning isn't everything. Also, I already won a million.

And I'm dating a lawyer. So I'll never have to work again.

Oh-ho-ho. I'm sure Emma's gonna love to hear that. What reality show should we do next?

Didn't I tell you? We've been asked to do the next season of-- [static]

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