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Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race · Season 7, Episode 17

“Lord of The Ring Toss” quotes from Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race

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“Lord of The Ring Toss” · Season 7, Episode 17

In this episode: Stephanie (7), Ryan (7), Don (3), Geoff (2), Brody (2), Crimson (2), Ennui (2), MacArthur (1)

Cool, we're flying to the Arctic Circle!

Awesome! Circles are my favorite shape, dude!

The Arctic Circle, home to the world's harshest climate, whitest animals, and favorite storybook characters. Teams must fly here by Cessna, two teams per flight, to get their next tip. And they'll be chilled to the bone to find out there's another boomerang in play. Find this attached to your tip, and you can make another team repeat the first challenge. Just our way of adding some, "Oh, that's cold." to the cold.

Second doesn't win a million bucks. We've only been first once because you keep dragging us down!

Me? You're the one that wouldn't eat any beans.

Whoa, whoa! Look who's playing the blame game!

[Best Friends' interview]

You know, the Goths really kicked butt in Alberta. Think we should try to form an alliance with them?

Alliances are just invitations to get stabbed in the back. You can never really know anyone. As soon as you think you do, wham! They rip your heart from your chest and they eat it.

Okay, so… is that a no?

[Goths' interview]

You were so friendly with the Besties. You practically smiled.

They're survivors, like us. I felt a kinship.

Do we try to form an alliance?

BBoth

No.

[The Daters/Haters and Surfer Dudes reach the Don box when they arrive in the Arctic Circle]

Oh, it's a Botch-or-Watch! I rode the bull in Alberta, so this one is you!

[reading] "Find a ring somewhere hidden in the snow and toss one onto a narwhal." Ah, narwhal, ha.

So what's a narwhal?

[after successfully tossing a ring onto a narwhal's tusk] Yes! I put us into first place!

Can we go now or do you want to stay and build a statue of yourself? [interview] Every time Ryan finally manages to do something right, the whole world has to drop everything so we can all celebrate his "major achievement."

You know what? You're a joy-vampire. You… [imitates blood-sucking] suck the joy right out of everything! If I had a time machine, I'd go back to our first date, and slap myself.

Ugh. Pull over and let me do this. You drive like an old lady.

[exasperated] Can you please stop insulting everything I do?

[mocking Ryan] "Can you please stop insulting everything I do?"

Real mature.

"Real mature."

[mimicking Stephanie] "Pull over, and let me drive."

I do not sound like that.

"I do not sound like that."

Stop it!

"Stop it!"

Ugh!

"Ugh!"

Great. Now the Goths are ahead of us! Way to blow our lead! Why can't you do something right for a change and use the boomerang?

I boomerang Ryan!

[shocked] WHAT?! We're on the same team!

[interview] It's sad when love turns to poison. [she and Ennui hold hands] That's nice.

[going through the rule book] The rules don't say anything about being unable to boomerang themselves. So I'll allow it. But since it's a Botch-or-Watch, this time, Stephanie has to ring the narwhal.

Great. Now I can show Ryan how stupid easy it is to put a hoop on a giant fish.

It doesn't fit. Stop waisting time!

We'd be finished already if you hadn't boomerang…

Are you still talking about that? Ugh! Ancient history.

If we don't finish this igloo, we'll be ancient history. [interview] If we end up being eliminated after everything that happened-- the fighting, the break-up, the boomerang, I'm not sure our relationship will survive it.

I know.

You need to cut faster!

[cutting fast] I'm going as fast as I can!

Put those perfectly sculpted muscles of yours to work!

Stop yelling your beautiful flawless face-off at me. Here.

Thank you. I need three more blocks to finish the baby's room.

Ryan, Stephanie, you're the last team to arrive. Sending you home is… exactly what I do if this weren’t an elimination round! But it’s not! You’re safe! [The Hater/Daters sigh]

I’m so happy right now. I want ready to go home. I.. still have some feelings for Stephanie.

I also have feelings for Ryan. And we are a good team it was this competition that broke us up.

Totally! If we win some place where there was no stress, hardship, or challenges, I think we’d be happy.

And together forever.

I forgive you for boomeranging us.

Forgive me? Haha. Do you know how many times you’ve almost gotten us eliminated?

Even if that were true which it isn’t, at least i’d never heard out team on purpose.

No, you just heard us for beating bad at everything.

Ugh! You’re impossible!

[pops up] The hate is back on The Ridonculous Race.

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