Milhouse Van Houten quotes from The Simpsons

Fie?

Bart

Yeah, look it up.

Used to express disgust or outrage? That's the worst F word there is!

If it's the blue hair and the schnoz you're digging, I've got plenty more cousins.

Bart

Thanks, Milhouse. I think I'm gonna steer clear of Van Houtens for awhile.

More for me, marrying a cousin worked out great for my parents.

Okay, guys. My cellphone is somewhere in that pulsing ooze. Now each grab one ankle while I dive in!

Lisa

We have to be careful, Milhouse. There's no telling what that stu-- Bart! What are you doing?!

Bart

[with a green "beard" made from the ooze] Madam, how do you do?

Lisa

[offscreen voice] You don't know what that stuff is doing to you!

Bart

Oh, it's just the same junk Dad brings us home from work! [reveals that the ooze is radioactive waste from the nuclear plant] To us Simpsons, this green goop is mother's m-- [a bubble with the radioactive ooze blows up, throwing them out of the hole]

Bart

Ah, my first sucker! [chuckles]

Moleman

Oh, a dollar. Now I can have lunch! [tries to grab the bill when his glasses fell, making him see perfectly] Hmm?! It's a trick! I never needed these. [throws his glasses and walks away. Bart groans]

Cletus

Oh, lookie here, it's the old fishing line on a dollar bill prank. Man, even a backwoods, no account, inbred, lead-paint-eating, kerosene-huffing, roadkill-chomping, uh... what was my point? [walks away]

Kirk

[to Luann] That is a practical joke, Luann. Which is too bad, because I desperately need that dollar. Yeah, I could also use the fishing line to get some dinner.

Luann

Bart, if Milhouse is hiding with you, tell him he has to shop for school clothes. [Milhouse comes out from behind the bushes]

Yay!! School clothes!

Marge

What a beautiful day for a family stroll!

[carrying his octuplets] Tell that to my aching back!

Bart

[groans] It's not a family stroll! Homer forgot where he parked his car last night and now we have to find it!

Marge

What a beautiful day to be in denial!

Lisa

Yeah, Bart, who cares? The sun is shining, birds are singing, people... are... staring up at the sky in terror?

Homer

Do you see it, Lisa? There's... nothing... there.

And that's where Lard Lad used to be!

[suffocated inside a plastic bag] Why did Mom "DOUBLE WRAP"?!?!?!?

Frank Grimes

[narrating] Chief Clancy Wiggum arrests Lisa and Lisa is arrested for the murder.

Bart had Skittles with milk for breakfast.

I told him he couldn't handle the rainbow.