“Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus” · Season 28
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1), Milhouse Van Houten (1), Chief Wiggum (1), Kent Brockman (1), Apu Nahasapeemapetilon (1)
What a beautiful day for a family stroll!
[carrying his octuplets] Tell that to my aching back!
[groans] It's not a family stroll! Homer forgot where he parked his car last night and now we have to find it!
What a beautiful day to be in denial!
Yeah, Bart, who cares? The sun is shining, birds are singing, people... are... staring up at the sky in terror?
[the family screams]
Do you see it, Lisa? There's... nothing... there.
And that's where Lard Lad used to be!
Uh... Looks like we better file a report with the Bureau of Missing Statues.
Yeah. Be like that time that Rodin statue got stolen. What was the name of the statue again? Eh, ah, let me think. [sits on the statue's base imitating The Thinker] Um... thinking. Yeah... Still thinking. Still thinking...
In response to the outcry, Lard Lad's parent company, Tianjin Mining and Smelting and Donuts, has issued the following statement: "We are rebranding Lard Lad with an updated statue."
Ooh, rebranding!
That just means admitting failure, Dad.
Ooh, admitting failure!
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