Okay, guys. My cellphone is somewhere in that pulsing ooze. Now each grab one ankle while I dive in!
We have to be careful, Milhouse. There's no telling what that stu-- Bart! What are you doing?!
[with a green "beard" made from the ooze] Madam, how do you do?
[offscreen voice] You don't know what that stuff is doing to you!
Oh, it's just the same junk Dad brings us home from work! [reveals that the ooze is radioactive waste from the nuclear plant] To us Simpsons, this green goop is mother's m-- [a bubble with the radioactive ooze blows up, throwing them out of the hole]
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