Doughnut?
No, thanks. Do you have any fruit?
This has purple stuff inside. Purple is a fruit.
“Bart on the Road” · Season 7
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Bart Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (2), Milhouse Van Houten (2), Moe Szyslak (1), Nelson Muntz (1)
[in awe] What is this place?
Branson, Missouri. My dad says it's like Vegas... if it were run by Ned Flanders.
[Homer makes a crank call to Moes]
Hello, I'd like to speak to with a Mr. Snotball, first name Eura?
MMoe
Eura Snotball?
What?! How dare you?! If I find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt and mail you to Iran!
[after Lisa tells him about Bart's problem; his face turns a weird shade of red and he is unnervingly calm] Yes... that's a real pickle. Would you excuse me for a moment?
[He turns to the wall, puts on a radiation suit hood and screams out muffled obscenities, then removes the hood and turns to face Lisa, eerily calm again.]
All right, I have thought this through. I will send Bart the money to fly home, then I will murder him.
No! Then he'll know I told!
[Nelson tries to sell Milhouse's glasses in a pawn shop]
PPawnbroker
These lenses are perfect! Now I can re-bottom those antique Coke bottles. [Starts counting money] Three hundred, four hundred, five hundred, six hundred... [A blind Milhouse knocks over the display of Coke bottles and breaks them] ...Five hundred, four hundred, three hundred, two hundred, one hundred, zero!
[Kicks them out of the store]
[Nelson smacks Milhouse for fiddling with the car's radio too much]
OW! Bart, Nelson hit me!
He sure did.
[voice only, inside the crate] Hey, we really could use another air hole!
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