[thinking] No book is ever going to make my daughter sad. Time to do what I do best! Lie to a child!
“The Haw-Hawed Couple” · Season 18
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Milhouse Van Houten (1), Lenny Leonard (1)
Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents instead of just one of them.
[Homer has been sobbing about Greystash's death in the Angelica Button book series]
Homer, it's just a book.
No man should outlive his fictional wizard! NO MAN!
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