Listen, we swore we'd never go to sleep angry at each other.
I'm not going to sleep.
Well, you didn't have two beers with your lunch.
“What Animated Women Want” · Season 24
In this episode: Marge Simpson (3), Homer Simpson (2)
Marge, I thought this was an innocuous lunch, but it's become terribly ocuous.
The most romantic part of this was the hold music when I made the reservation.
WWaiter
I hope you are enjoying your sushi.
It's as yummy as your poorly produced local commercial says.
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