HomerBut you don't have to worry about the bill. We've never welshed on a- Look, a bear! Run!
[Homer gets up out of his wheelchair, but his leg snaps. He collapses and screams in pain. A bear suddenly appears and looks concerned for Homer's health]
Played by Dan Castellaneta
The Simpsons · 3,477 quotes
Most-quoted character in The Simpsons: in 1,595 of its 3,477 quotes
Most scenes with: Marge Simpson (400), Bart Simpson (338), Lisa Simpson (249)
Lines by Homer Simpson 405
HomerHomer[in a video of him chasing Bart down the street with a flail] I'll mace you good!
Bart (in the video): Aah!
HomerHey! That is completely taken out of context! (gets onstage): Why you little... [angrily strangles Bart]
HomerAh, Ethnictown. Where hard-working immigrants dream of becoming lazy, overfed Americans.
[As guards come to throw Homer out of Moe's newly-modernized tavern]
HomerI'll throw myself out, thank you.
[He grabs his shirt collar, yanks himself toward the front door, and tosses himself to the street]
HomerI believe I had a hat.
[Someone throws him a hat]
HomerSuckers! [Runs away laughing]
(Homer, Lenny, Carl and Barney are singing along to the tune of 'I Love Rock 'n' Roll' by Joan Jett)
I won't drink at Moe's!
Homer's old garage is all I need!
I won't drink at Moe's...
Homer'Cause Moe's a big jerk and a she-male too!
(R.E.M. are playing in Homer's garage. Homer is singing along to 'It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)')
HomerLeonardo What's-His-Name, Herman Munster, motorcade,
Birthday parties, Cheetos, pogo sticks and lemonade!
You symbiotic, stupid jerk - that's right, Flanders, I am talking about you!
Homer[drunk] Look, the think about my family is, there's five of us: Marge, Bart, girl-Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him. [falls off the barstool]
S13 Brawl in the Family
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Homer(After being told Springfield is now officially "the world's fattest city" and looking directly into the camera) In your face, Milwaukee!!
Homer(In Popeye's accent) Eh, this beer's deliskous. I'm going to saves me wife. Now let's get this show on the road.
HomerLooks like I need some fuel for me mule, gas for me ass! (Popeye-like laughter)
Homer(to Abe Simpson) And another thing, no death races.
Homer(after seeing the incident on Abe Simpson) Oh, that is it! Abraham J. Simpson, (camera cuts closer and closer to Homer until it reaches his mouth) you are never... driving... again, ever!!!
HomerPlay the race card! Play it!
Homer[sing-songy] In the jungle / The mighty jungle / Homer rides a freak
[After other characters - who have been turned into 'manimals' by Dr. Hibbert - decide that they enjoy it]
HomerYOU GUYS ARE NUTS! All you can do is eat, and sleep, and mate, and roll around in your own filth, and mate, and eat-- Where do I sign up?
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