That's not my uncle Lou. And this man's not dead.
That's what I've been trying to tell you.
EEmployee
That's just gas escaping. [pushes Moleman back into the cabinet]
“Children of a Lesser Clod” · Season 12
In this episode: Homer Simpson (4), Julius Hibbert (2), Marge Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Ned Flanders (1), Kent Brockman (1), Hans Moleman (1), Todd (1)
But you don't have to worry about the bill. We've never welshed on a- Look, a bear! Run!
[Homer gets up out of his wheelchair, but his leg snaps. He collapses and screams in pain. A bear suddenly appears and looks concerned for Homer's health]
[Flanders comes over to pick up Rod and Todd]
FFlanders
So, did you boys have a good time?
Yeah, Mr. Simpson was really funny.
He told us how the world keeps screwing him over.
APArnie Pie
[describing Homer's actions] He's jumping out of the car, Kent! He's trying to climb over the fence! Now he's realizing he's too fat. He's digging a hole like a dog. Now he's given up on that and he's running back and forth. He's climbing into a pipe and he seems to be stuck. His legs are dangling in a comical fashion. Oh, it's the saddest thing I've ever seen.
Arnie, Arnie, how are the children?
APArnie Pie
I can't see through metal, Kent!
[Lisa and Marge are watching Homer getting operated on]
So many times we've seen Dad go under the knife.
Marge [while holding a card]: One more, and I get a free hysterectomy.
Homer, I'm afraid you've torn out your anterior cruciate ligament.
Did you say an-terior?
Yes.
[Homer screams in pain]
You shouldn't have ordered all those hospital haircuts and porno films.
But Dr. Screwlittle sounded like a delightful romp.
[in a video of him chasing Bart down the street with a flail] I'll mace you good!
Bart (in the video): Aah!
Hey! That is completely taken out of context! (gets onstage): Why you little... [angrily strangles Bart]
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