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The Simpsons · Season 13

“Sweets and Sour Marge” quotes from The Simpsons

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“Sweets and Sour Marge” · Season 13

In this episode: Homer Simpson (3)

What's the longest anyone's ever done this (dances around blurting out sounds)

LLady

Three years.

Oh Pff.. fine. I'll just play the banjo with this cobra.

GGuy

Uh, technically the cobra would get the record, he's the one playing.

But it's my banjo!

SMSuicidal man

Good bye, cruel world. (lands on human ball) Hello, ironic twist.

(After being told Springfield is now officially "the world's fattest city" and looking directly into the camera) In your face, Milwaukee!!

MMan

Okay man, here's the sugar. Now you give us the money!

That wasn't part of the deal. Hahaha.

MMan

(Reading Contract) He's right... who wrote this thing!?

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