“Jaws Wired Shut” · Season 13
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Lenny Leonard (1), Carl Carlson (1), Joe Quimby (1), Duffman (1)
(During the "Soccer Mummy" preview, on the part where Soccer Mummy [Ed O'Neill] is at a soccer game and gets distracted by a cheering woman's bouncing breasts)
"Oh no! The professor told us not to let him get a boner!"
(A ripping sound is heard. Soccer Mummy looks down and shrugs)
And so for helping to K.O. litter in our community, I hereby dedicate this statue of Drederick Tatum.
Litter is my most treacherous foe. I would like to eat his children.
Hey Duff lovers! Does anyone in this bar loooove Duff?
Hey, it's Duffman!
Newsweek said you died of liver failure.
Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him. Ooh yeah!
(In Popeye's accent) Eh, this beer's deliskous. I'm going to saves me wife. Now let's get this show on the road.
Looks like I need some fuel for me mule, gas for me ass! (Popeye-like laughter)
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Simpsons pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
