MMoe
Ah, who am I kidding. I ain't smiled for real since I nailed that rat with the icepick. Heh. Remember that?
That was an amazing throw.
“Homer the Moe” · Season 13
In this episode: Homer Simpson (5), Moe Szyslak (2)
FFormico
I am Formico, the Dean of design.
Hi Formico!
FFormico
Uh uh uh, my name must never be spoken.
Sorry. :to Moe: He seems nice!
Model (In a Russian accent): Ever since Chernobyl, my penis is falling off.
MMoe
And "penis" is Russian for?
[As guards come to throw Homer out of Moe's newly-modernized tavern]
I'll throw myself out, thank you.
[He grabs his shirt collar, yanks himself toward the front door, and tosses himself to the street]
I believe I had a hat.
[Someone throws him a hat]
Suckers! [Runs away laughing]
(Homer, Lenny, Carl and Barney are singing along to the tune of 'I Love Rock 'n' Roll' by Joan Jett)
I won't drink at Moe's!
Homer's old garage is all I need!
I won't drink at Moe's...
'Cause Moe's a big jerk and a she-male too!
(R.E.M. are playing in Homer's garage. Homer is singing along to 'It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)')
Leonardo What's-His-Name, Herman Munster, motorcade,
Birthday parties, Cheetos, pogo sticks and lemonade!
You symbiotic, stupid jerk - that's right, Flanders, I am talking about you!
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