Okay. Look at the eye chart and cover your left eye.
AAbe
That's my seeing eye. The right one's my winking eye! (winks)
I'll give you your licence if you never do that again.
AAbe
Oh, everything's the last time I do everything.
“The Old Man and the Key” · Season 13
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Lisa Simpson (1), Abe (1), Selma (1)
(to Abe Simpson) And another thing, no death races.
(after seeing the incident on Abe Simpson) Oh, that is it! Abraham J. Simpson, (camera cuts closer and closer to Homer until it reaches his mouth) you are never... driving... again, ever!!!
(Bus arrives)
Here we are, Branson, Missouri.
CBCharles Bronson
No pally, this is Bronson, Missouri.
(Camera pulls back to reveal town full of Charles Bronsons)
Well how do we get to Branson?
BMBronson Mom
Number 10 bus.
BSBronson Son
Hey ma, how bout some cookies?
BMBronson Mom
No dice.
BSBronson Son
This ain't over.
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