Good morning, kids! Hope you're enjoying the cooler temperature. As Astrid Bjorklundson says… "Temperatures as cold as ice will help the children learn real nice."
Who is this Bjorklundson character anyway?
She's a leading education specialist from Sweden. And she has the coolest glasses. Check her out! [pulls up and plays a video on her phone]
My patented Astrid Method has improved student performance in over fifty countries. I not only preach the Astrid Method, I practice it myself. Brr! Thanks to that icy plunge, I just got ten new ideas! Hej då!
Soon enough, you kids will be the top students in all of Southeast Michigan! I can see you're all shaking with excitement. And just a heads-up, from now on, school will start at 6:03 a.m. for mindful yoga. [plays another video]
To aid the student's aspirations, begin the day with meditations. Astrid Power Pose!
Fun, right? Hej då! [skates off]
I can't start school that early. I need two hours in the morning to deep-condition my fiery mane.
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