A character in The Loud House
Lincoln, you're perfect just the way you are!
You're kind.
You're fashionable.
You're rockin.
You're funny.
You're tough.
You're deep.
You're friendly.
You're smart.
You Yincoln Youd.
Now give me that jacket and go out there and just be you!
"Mom! Wait! Maybe it's not too late to save the grand opening."
"How are we going to do that?"
"By working together, just like Dad wanted us to do in the first place."
[The girls love his idea.]
(Luan wakes up)
(excitedly to her still sleeping dummy) Good morning, Mr. Coconuts!
Wow! You're extra chipper today. What's the occasion, doll?
(Looks at the calendar next to her bed.) Today is my first official date with Benny, remember?
Oh, wright, correct. Why could you not forget?
(Luan gets her prop box)
What should I wear? (puts on her glasses) Maybe these gag glasses? Always a classic. (puts on a hat) Or what about this mini top hat? (she looks at herself in a mirror and gasps, she sees a huge pimple on her face) Aaaaaaah!!! (she wraps herself in her covers)
Jeez, the hat doesn't look that bad.
No, look, I have a huge pimple. Oh, I can't let Benny see me like this. Oh, why didn't you say anything?
I didn't realize, and I can certainly see it now. Yowzers! (Picks up a banana and uses it as a phone) Hello, operator? Give me NASA! I just discovered a new planet!
Not helping, Mr. C.
(She takes off. Mr. Coconuts shrugs and follows. Luan lies down on Lori's bed)
Okay, take a deep breath. Pimples are literally no big deal. And plus, Benny should like you for who you are, not what you look like.
(Feeling better) Maybe you're right.
Good golly miss molly! That thing's a monster!
It is?
Monster? Where? Aw, it's just a zit. But man is it huge? (The siblings gasp and walk in) Can I pop it? Please? (Lori stops her from popping her pimple)
Uh, popping the beast will spread bacteria.
Lola, we need to win.
We'll pull out all of the other stops! Ooh! Let's wear matching outfits! [Lana glares at her] Fine, no matching outfits. But you have to take a shower!
Deal.
It's no fair! That crown ice cream should be ours!
[The Loud twins screech to a stop when they see Liam's twin goats fighting over his shirt and they flee]
[emerges from the bushes, shirtless, chasing after them] Hey, wait up, fellers!
At least we didn't get disqualified for fighting, right?
[gets an idea] Fight clause! Lana, maybe there's a way we can still win! Cheryl and Meryl just need to start bickering, and Auntie Pam will make us the Double Trouble twins!
But how do we know they'll fight?
Because you and I are going to make them.
[translating Nacho's language] Ever since Flip found the label, he's been attempting to call and ask her (out) to dinner. But he keeps chickening out.
Hey, chickening out is a bit harsh.
Flip, you can totally do this. There's nothing to be afraid of.
[Lana receives an invitation and hides it in her hat]
Lana, what are you hiding? Is that another note from Principal Huggins about bathing more frequently?
No, he gave up on that. [takes the invitation out of her hat] It's an invitation to a sleepover my friend Kayla's having. But as all of you know, I'm really bad at sleepovers.
Oh, honey. You're not bad at them. You just… never made it through one.
I always get so homesick.
[shocked to see all her siblings in the back seats] How in Galileo's micrometer did you get here?!
We snuck into the back seat when you weren't looking. You have terrible peripheral vision.
We wanna help you with the mission.
And I'm not one to miss a party.
Fine… Since you're here, you can help me find the vase. But remember, it's crucial that we get it, swap it, and get out without being seen. Let's roll!
Wait. Why are you guys all here? And why are you wearing disguises?
We saw your progress reports.
And thought you got bad grades, and you'd be kicked out of Fairway.
And become a pudding feeder!
So, we decided to take your test for you. Boy, we messed up. We're really sorry, Lori.
[holds in her anger and sighs] Well, in a weird Loud family way, it does show you care.
Once we fix everything, we'll work on getting that new bike the right way.
[approaching her with Nacho; annoyed] Hey, I thought we were partners! I showed you how to fleece that clown-haired guy, cheat that scooter gal, and lie to those twinsies! And this is how you repay me?! [The Farrell twins, Scoots and Rodney all clear their throats and he turns around, seeing them all behind him and looking very cross for hearing what he'd done; chuckles nervously]
GET HIM!
[Flip's pants fall from his waist and he and Nacho make a run for it before the victims start chasing them as Lana looks on, smiling smugly in getting him back]
[entering the mercado] I hear you guys need a cat wrangler. Well, you called the right person.
Thanks for coming, Lana. But please be careful, these neighborhood cats are wild and mean. So… [notices Lana is nowhere to be seen] Lana? Where did she go?
[leads the black cats into the mercado] This way, guys! Stay in formation. [Tarantulas also enter which she has rounded up] I also rounded up some tarantulas. I thought they might add a little extra scare.
Lana, you're our salvadora! Oh, we've got first place in the bag!
[grabs her twin by the overalls] There is a skunk on my Egyptian cotton sheets! I cannot imagine a bigger emergency!
That's just Ann. She caught a cold in the park, so I figured, why not let her bunk with us till she feels better?
Aw, yeah, baby! Another time to carb load before the big game!
[throws the French toast away and grabs Lynn by the collar; threateningly] You're either with me or against me, Lynn!
Alright! Breakfast on the floor! You gals finally listened to me!
Apologies, dear friends. I'm afraid my spell work has suffered since my exile aboard that cruise ship.
[lying on a grave; moaning] Sigh… Big sigh…
Worry not, Lucy. We shall get to the Underworld someday.
It's not that. Tomorrow is the anniversary of my tragic arrival on this Earth.
[confused] Huh?
My 9th birthday.
[Boris plays a sad tune, while the other Morticians approach her for comfort]
My condolences.
How dreadful.
Oh, why must normie society insist on celebrating life?
I'm afraid my birthdays are even worse than a typical normie celebration. Every year, my family subjects me to the same traditions. [Flashback to one of her birthdays; narrating] They start the day at a frightening pitch.
[barge into her and Lynn's room with balloons, noisemakers, and confetti after she wakes up] Happy Birthday, Lucy!
[Cut to later of Rita putting the Loud birthday sash on her, which hasn't been washed]
[narrating] Then they force me to wear the traditional Loud birthday sash. I suspect it's never been washed.
Hey, it's my booger from my 3rd birthday! [eats it, making Lucy gag]
[Cut to the Louds bouncing inside a bouncy house, that's clearly been reused for countless birthdays]
[narrating] Then I'll be subjected to the dreaded bouncy castle, a family birthday staple ever since my dad got it on clearance.
See, Rita? I told you we'd get our money's worth.
[Cut to the Louds singing the birthday song for Lucy at Jean Juan's French Mex Buffet]
[narrating] Then, there's the singing. [shudders] Oh, the singing.
[singing] ♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪
Sigh… finally, the torture ends.
Now in French, les dudes! [starts singing the birthday song in French with the waiters] ♪ Bon anniversaire à toi, bon anniversaire à toi… ♪
Groan… [back to present; the Morticians gasp in horror] I wish my family would just forget about my birthday.
[overhearing Lincoln, realizing he stole the Mummy's cursed ring and cursed the family] MOM! Lincoln stole a ring from the Mystic Mummy of Mystery and cursed our family!
[The other sisters berate Lincoln for cursing them]
Oh, come on!
Seriously?!
Way to go, Lincoln!
Bad Lincoln!
Not to mention the ring is tacky. [lightning strikes close to where she's standing] Sorry, Mr. Mystic Mummy of Mystery, sir!
Folks, I'm sorry. It was a honest mistake. Can't I just put it back?
Unfortunately, no. According to my spell book, once you put the ring on, you activated the curse.
[dismayed] Well, that's just great! I guess we're cursed for life for now! Check that off the old bucket list!
Not necessarily. According to this, there is one way to lift the curse. We'll be able to make an offering to the spirit of the mummy cuz we wanna make an offering to the spirit of the mummy. But we'll gather ingredients for a potion first cuz we want to gather ingredients for a potion first.
I'm sorry. We do not need to have many times for that. We need to get to that barrel race. That mummy is just gonna wait. [tries to head back to Camperzilla, reaches for the door, but lightning strikes, knocking her back on her back] Okay, offering it is.
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