[gasps when he hears Luna scream off-screen] I know that ding-dang scream anywhere! That's my Luna! [he, the family, and X head down to the Royal hall] Luna!
[frantically] It's Mick! He's…he's…he's been taken!
[Pan over to a table with the tea spilled and Mick's guitar and everyone gasps in horror]
LuanBut what does Mick Swagger have to do with the King's shredder and jams?
XX
[gasps in realization] He is the King's shredder, he is the King's jams! The code words for a musician. The target all along was Mick!
[The Louds gasp in shock and look at Lincoln]
[shocked with horror, realizing he screwed up] Oh, my gosh! I totally beefed it!
[End of Act 1; Beginning Act 2… The Louds are walking out of the Royal Castle to their bus in utter disappointment while Luna tries to console her brother]
[disappointed with himself] Awww, it's all my fault Mick's gone.
No, it's not, bro. You meant well.
If I hadn't given X the wrong targets, she would've moved her agents so Mick would still be here.
Yeah, you're totally right. I was just trying to make you feel better.
[The Louds arrive in Naples, Italy while Lynn is carrying the whole family and sets them down]
[to the viewers] Buongiorno from Naples, Italy. [the map of Europe shows their rental bus leaving England, driving through France, and arrive in Italy] We drove our double-decker bus all the way through England, and then through France to get here. And now, would you believe if I said we've been backpacking for miles to get pizza? Oh. You would. Well anyway, Gus from the Games and Grub, tipped us off to the secret location of the world's best pizza, but his directions, are just a little hard to follow. And not just because they're written in marinara sauce. [reads the postcard] "Once atop the tomato shaped hill, follow the smell of oregano for 700 pizza paddles?" Confusing, right?
[sniffing] Oh, I smell the oregano. It's coming from that way.
[walking while counting as the family follows him] One pizza paddle, two pizza paddles, three pizza paddles, four pizza paddles, five pizza paddles, six…
[sniffing] It's coming from here. This must be it.
Luan
This is where the world's best pizza is made? Maybe we misread the marinara.
[in Italian accent; off-screen] The sauce never lies. [the Louds gasp and turn to her, whose standing behind them; kindly] Benvenuti. I am Nonna Viola, and you must be the Louds.
What? How did you know (who we are)? Are you some kind of mind reader?
[The Louds' rental bus enters the spooky shadows of the woods in Transylvania, Romania and everyone looks out the window in fear, except for Lucy, whose enjoying it]
Can we please pull over? Look at all this great stuff we're missing.
Sweetie, we agreed to pass through Transylvania so you can see all your horrible, ghoulish sights, but there is no way we're getting off this bus. We don't want to traumatize Lily. [holds up Lily, wearing sunglasses and headphones, listening to some music, keeping her from being frightened of the spooky sights]
Luan
Plus, we can't risk being on the road after dark. Everyone knows there are vampires in this neck of the woods. [laughs; playfully elbows Lucy] Get it? Neck? [terrified] But seriously though, I'm scared.
[shudders; to the viewers] That makes twelve of us. The Louds are still double-decking across Europe, and it was Lucy's turn to choose our next destination: Transylvania. [the map of Europe shows their bus leaving the Swiss Alps, then crosses through Austria, Hungary and Serbia, until reaching Romania]
Everybody, relax. Sadly, there's nothing to fear. There haven't been any real vampires in Transylvania for centuries.
[Slaps his face] "Get a hold of yourself, man! He's GONE!"
[groans] "I guess I'll have to start over. Luan, can you tell your uncle to be more careful with his weights?"
[Luan turns to Uncle Lance who's above the restaurant]
Luan
[shouting to Uncle Lance with her head tilted back] "UNCLE LANCE!!! CAN YOU BE MORE CAREFUL WITH YOUR WEIGHTS?!"
[pokes his head through the hole when he heard her] "Whoa, whoops! Oh-ho! Gosh, sorry. I Guess I don't know my own strength, huh? JK, I do, and it's impressive."
[Nighttime at the Loud House; someone is raiding in the kitchen and eating the contents, letting an empty can roll in the kitchen. Rita and Lynn Sr. peek out of their own bedroom.]
[whispers to Rita] "Well, Did you hear that? The Midnight Snack Thief is back!" [he and Rita sneak over to the kitchen, but stopped by Lincoln and his sisters]
"Guys! Don't worry. I've set up a trap that should be going off right about..." [The sound of a net catching its prey is heard] "Now." [he and the others enter the kitchen] "Gotcha!" [turns on the lights, and the family is shocked to discover the Midnight Snack Thief is...] "Lori?!"
[sheepishly] "Oh! Hi, guys!" [the trap drops her to the floor, and rubs her head] "Ow."
"You're the one who's been taking our stuff?"
"Sweetie, if you needed all this, you could have just asked."
[gets up on her feet] "I didn't want to worry you guys. After paying Mr. Grouse's rent, I'm very broke. [groans] I've had no luck getting a job." [frowns; Luan excitedly steps up in front of her]
Luan
"Wait a minute! I've been working part-time at the Burnt Bean and I heard they're hiring a new bean-rista!" [gestures to her big sister]
"I blew my interview there when I first moved home, remember?"
Luan
"Well, lucky for you, I'm pretty tight with our manager, Beany Brewinski. If I put in a good word, you're going to get golden cuz you seem to get golden!"
[Lori accepts the offer Luan gave her. She gets excited.]
"So, I'd be making money AND we'd be working together? How fun would that be?"
[Two of them squeal in excitement; A few days later… Lori and Luan are driving on their sides to the Burnt Bean.]
Luan
[Elbows Lori] "Thanks for driving, CO-WORKER! Sure beats my old unicycle commute."
"Ah, It's literally the least I can do." [giggles and starts singing. Luan has an excited look.] ♪ SISTERS! Working together! ♪
Luan
[Also starts singing] ♪ Chasing those Burnt Bean DREAMS!!! ♪ [tilts her head back and lowers it back down.]
LLLuan and Lori
[Singing together in harmony.] ♪ SISTERS! Working together! ♪
"Okay, everyone, Another time to go."
BBeany
Good morning, coffee crew! [Luan and Lori are in their barista outfits] Everyone have their seven cups of coffee? No? Just me! [chuckles] "Alright! I'm thrilled to announce the newest addition to the Burnt Bean team, Lori Loud! Let's give her a caf-hey!"
LPLuan and Paraag
"Caf-hey!"
[awkwardly] "Caf… hey!" [giggles]
BBeany
"Next order of bean-ness, I'm off to a conference in Beantown, so I'll be promoting our top bean-rista to manager while I'm gone. Say hello to your new bean boss… Luan!"
[Lori and Paraag gasp excitedly]
Luan
"Wowee! I shan't be there to let you down because I don't need to let you down and I won't be there to let you down because I don't need to let you down, Beany!"
BBeany
"I know you won't! I'm trusting you to keep the bean dream alive!" [Leaves] "Toodles!"
"You deserve this, Luan."
Luan
"Aww! I couldn't have done it without you, Paraag. We make a good blend!" [They giggle]
"Yeah, congrats! I had no idea you were such a talented barista."
Luan
"Awww! Thanks! I hope you're okay with this. I know you didn't try to plan on working for your little favorite sister."
"Are you kidding? I'm totally okay. Just think of me as another employee. No playing favorites."
[Luan takes Lori behind the counter]
Luan
"Okay, we're going to hit the grounds running!" [She shows Lori the advanced coffee machine] "Let's start your training with the espresso machine." [The machine sparkles; Luan taps on it] "This baby is going to be your best friend. Treat her right, and she won't give you any trouble." [The machine puffs up some steam]
"We need a Hot Bean Kahuna Joe-ppuccino!"
Luan
"One hot BKJP coming up! Speaking of drinks..." [She tosses the menu to Lori which she tries to catch it.] "You're gonna need to learn the menu. You've got your Royal Roast, Double Royale, Joe-ppuccino, Macchia-joe, Frappu-Beano..." [She pulls over a tray with a cup of coffee, a coffee bag, and a green pot.]"...Burnt Cremé Brulé Latte. And a slow joe in the green pot. That's decaf." [Lori begins getting overwhelmed by Luan's different coffee types racing by her.] "But then there's also half caf, regular caf, double half regular caf..." [That insignia hits her face, so she grabs it and places it aside.] "... and half caf decaf." [The last insignia pops.]
Luan
"Then, you've got your sizes:" [She begins stacking cups] Baby Bean, tall bean, high bean, and..." [She reveals a tiny cup.] ... "The Bean Kahuna, which is also the smallest."
[On the drive home from the Burnt Bean…]
Luan
[Happily singing] ♪ SISTERS! Working together! Chasing those Burnt Bean DREAMS!!! ♪ [tilts her head back again as Lori growls]
[Rita and Lynn Sr. prepare to leave. Luan and Lori enter the house.]
"Hi girls. We're off on our date night."
"We're trying that new place, Mitch's Massage and Macaroni. I'm gonna get the tissue with meatballs."
"Lori, you probably want to go back to your apartment, So Leni, you're in charge until we get back."
[Leni walks by Luan, and Lori, who knows how to get back at Luan.]
"Ooh! Actually, I'm in no hurry. I love to babysit! I bet Leni wants to go!"
"Foot massage with fettuccine, here I come!" [She leaves as Lynn Sr. and Rita watch in confusion.]
"I'm sorry, so she's with us now?" [He and Rita leave.]
"Hear that everyone? I'm in charge!" [Luan stares at her in confusion.]
[Lori has ordered pizza for her siblings for dinner.]
"Pizza's here!" [Lynn, Lisa and Lincoln are standing beside her.]
[The siblings line up for pizza and grab everyone of the boxes. Luan walks up to Lori.]
Luan
"Hey, where's the pineapple pie for me and Mr. Coconuts?"
"Pineapple? Huh. I thought I heard you say brussel sprouts." [As she hands her a pizza, she gasps that Lori ordered brussel sprouts to her instead.]
Luan
"What?! I HATE brussel sprouts!"
"Oh well, guess it pays to enunciate. [leaves]
Luan
"Fabulous! Can you get those decafs, Lori? I'm getting swamped with managerial duties after one of my own favorite employees showed up late. Not trying to name names at all."
[annoyingly fills a tray of mugs with the decaf] Managerial duties? Ha! Looks more like stacking cups.
Luan
Hey, watch what you're doing! You're spilling coffee everywhere!
Ugh! Stop micromanaging me! You're in a power trip! Correct, Paraag?
Luan
[Angrily] Ha! She just can't stand taking orders from her little sister because she has an ego bigger than a Bean Kahuna!
That's the other small thing, care to remember? Huh! Guess I AM being good at my job!
[Luan screams angrily and Lori does the same, both having enough of each other's immature behavior. They stop fighting as they see the seniors have gone crazy and hyper.]
[Lori and Luan are stunned watching the scene]
Uh, Lori, what did you put in those decaf cups?
Nothing! I just got it from the decaf pot!
[Lori holds up a pot, Luan and Paraag gasp in horror]
Luan
Decaf is the GREEN pot! You gave them Jumpin' Java!
Luan
The worst is over, Paraag. You did good.
[They high five and Paraag walks off. Lori approaches her little sister.]
"Wow! The way you handled that was amazing! None of this would've happen if I were mature enough to let you be in charge. I'm sorry. You really are a bean boss."
[Luan smiles at what Lori said as she accepts an apology.]
Luan
[Really touched] "Awww! Thanks! And I'm sorry I got all revengy today. I promise from now on, I will be a bigger bean."
Luan
What's with the racket? Mr. Coconuts is on a call with his agent!
I told you, Marty, I won't work with sock puppets!
[slamming Lincoln's head down to the floor] Stinkoln thinks Lori's mattress is now his because of an amendment in that dumb rule book!
Luan
Hmm. Well, this is for sure Dad's handwriting. Sorry, Lynn. If you never took possession of the mattress, then, it belongs to Lincoln.
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