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The Loud House · Season 1, Episode 15

Lincoln, Rita and others in “Unfinished Business”

[The Louds arrive in Naples, Italy while Lynn is carrying the whole family and sets them down]

[to the viewers] Buongiorno from Naples, Italy. [the map of Europe shows their rental bus leaving England, driving through France, and arrive in Italy] We drove our double-decker bus all the way through England, and then through France to get here. And now, would you believe if I said we've been backpacking for miles to get pizza? Oh. You would. Well anyway, Gus from the Games and Grub, tipped us off to the secret location of the world's best pizza, but his directions, are just a little hard to follow. And not just because they're written in marinara sauce. [reads the postcard] "Once atop the tomato shaped hill, follow the smell of oregano for 700 pizza paddles?" Confusing, right?

[sniffing] Oh, I smell the oregano. It's coming from that way.

[walking while counting as the family follows him] One pizza paddle, two pizza paddles, three pizza paddles, four pizza paddles, five pizza paddles, six…

[sniffing] It's coming from here. This must be it.

This is where the world's best pizza is made? Maybe we misread the marinara.

[in Italian accent; off-screen] The sauce never lies. [the Louds gasp and turn to her, whose standing behind them; kindly] Benvenuti. I am Nonna Viola, and you must be the Louds.

What? How did you know (who we are)? Are you some kind of mind reader?

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