S25 E5Help, My Teenager Hates Me!
[Kyle walks to the front door as the doorbell rings, answers it, seeing his teenager, Trevor, with his mother]
TSTrevor's Mother
Are you Kyle?
TSTrevor's Mother
I'm here to drop off Trevor. He said he is your teenager now.
TSTrevor's Mother
Okay. Well, good luck.
TTrevor
What time are you picking me up?
TSTrevor's Mother
Just gimme a call… Don't make it too soon, though, because I am going to relax.
TTrevor
Fine, go ahead, I'm glad! Go away, I don't wanna see your stupid fucking face!
[Stan's phone rings in the middle of the night]
Oh, my God. You gotta be shitting me. [answers phone] Yeah, hello?
SSStan's teenager
[clicking a lighter] I'm not gay.
SSStan's teenager
Why'd you call me gay? Like, what the hell do you know? You don't even fucking know me!
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