[Stan's phone rings in the middle of the night]
Oh, my God. You gotta be shitting me. [answers phone] Yeah, hello?
SSStan's teenager
[clicking a lighter] I'm not gay.
Wh-what?
SSStan's teenager
Why'd you call me gay? Like, what the hell do you know? You don't even fucking know me!
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